Expiration Date

C Em Evert friend I make has got an expiration date F They'll either die or drift away Am Em And I'm not sure which one hurts more C Until they're dead, And I wish they'd run Em Somewhere making friends F With someone who'll remember all their birthdays Am Never fail to send a card Em To keep in touch is hard so Verse One C I make friends with no pretenses Em We'll drift apart, it's no offense Dsus2 Just didn't have the energy F7 F Someday you might here from me C But I won't call till I'm too alone E And I’ll get a stranger on the phone Dsus2 It's weird to hear your voice the same F Am When everything I know about you changed Em F We act as though we spoke just yesterday G Nothin's changed, Same ol' story, brand new day Am Em F And we end the call with, "We'll speak soon!" G We both know the truth is C You're better off without me Em You're all better off without me F You're all better off, Better off G Better off, And I'm better off alone C Better off without me Em You're all better off without me F You're all better off, Better off G Better off, And I'm better off alone Verse Two C Em Everyone I know will someday suddenly outgrow me someway F And I'll be left alone, Am Em to bide my time, I'll be fine; C until I'm not, And I'll make new Friends Em Oh, we'll hang out every weekend F Do our best to speak each day Am Until there's nothing left to say Em And life gets in the way C and so, we drift apart with no offense Em Cause' we shook hands with no pretenses D Didn't have the energy F Someday you might hear from me C But I won't call till I'm too alone Em And I'll get a stranger on the phone D Wonder when you changed your number F Losing touch is such a bummer but Am Em I act as though I don't need F anyone or anything G There's nothing friendship does for me because Am Em F I feel I'm still alone in company G Something must be wrong with me C So, you're better off without me Em You're all better off without me F You're all better off,Better off G Better off, And I'm better off alone C Better off without me Em I know you're better off without me F Hope you're better off, Better off G You're better off, And I'm better off alone C Em Every friend I make has got an expiration date F They'll either die or drift away Am Em And I'm not sure which one hurts more C Until they're dead