Shit On My Ass

G D Em I've got a bunch of shit on my ass C G D How did I get all of this shit on my ass G D Em Shit on my a-ass (woah) C G D How did I get all of this shit on my ass G D Em I saw you under a willow tree C G D You were reading a book about slavery G D Em I sat down in the grass, and asked you C G D Can you see if I have some shit on my ass G D Em Shit on my ass (woah) C G D How did I get all of this shit on my ass G D Em Shit on my a-ass (woah) C G D How did I get all of this shit on my ass G D Em My lover left me C G D In the middle of the century G D Em She said she wanted to be platonic, and I asked C G D Is it cause my ass has some shit on it G D Em Shit on my ass (woah) C G D How did I get all of this shit on my ass G D Em Shit on my a-ass (woo woo woo-woo) C G D How did I get all of this shit on my ass G D Em I went to the grocery C G D to buy some chocoloate covered strawberries G D Em They threw me out the e-xit, because C G D my ass was covered in shit Half Chorus G D Em Shit on my ass (woah) C G D How did I get all of this shit on my ass G D Em Shit on my ass. C Bm7 B7 Em I got a bunch of shit on my a-ass C Bm7 Feces on my rear-end, Feces on my butt B7 Em I cant handle it, it's so much Am7 Am I got shit on my-y-y-y Em G D Em C G D G Shit on my a-ass No capo (transpose +4): B F# G#m E Bm D#7 D#m7 C#m