Cheat On Me

G I wish you would cheat on me E I wish I could catch you in a lie Cadd9 I wish you would call me up D And let me down and listen to me cry G I wish you would break my heart E I wish you could look me in the eye Cadd9 And tell me there's another woman D And just tell me "goodbye" Cadd9 G Then I'd say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon" Cadd9 G Then I could make you feel real bad 'cause my mama thought you hung the moon Am Then I could tell everyone Just what you've done C And we'd be history G I wish you would cheat on me G I wish this could be enough E I wish I could sleep at night Cadd9 I wish I didn't hate myself D 'Cause when I lie it just don't feel right G I wish there was a tight red dress E I wish there was whiskey and wine Cadd9 I wish you'd get down on your knees D Begging, "Baby, please, it was just one time" Cadd9 G Then I'd say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon" Cadd9 G Then I could make you feel real bad 'cause my mama thought you hung the moon Am Then I could tell everyone Just what you've done C And we'd be history G I wish you would cheat on me E Cadd9 You've never done me wrong and you never will Am E D Oh, but if I broke all of the rules you would love me still D Cadd9 G Don't make me say, "If I never saw you again, it would be too soon" Cadd9 G I know you're gonna feel like hell and your mama thought I hung the moon Am Then you could tell everyone E Just what I'd done C* And we'd be history Am I don't want you to hate me C* Don't make me do this, baby G Cadd9 I wish you would cheat on me G Cadd9 I wish you would cheat on me