Soap Opera

N.C. Ain't we all the stars Ain't we all the stars Playing the leading part In our own soap opera D G Sherry shampooed 'til she got her own chair A D Now she's playing shrink to every head of hair D G A mani or a pedi or color or a cut A D 8 hours a day, it's the same old stuff G They got trouble with their ex and his next wife A Sands through the hourglass, days of our lives D Ain't we all the stars Bm Ain't we all the stars G Playing the leading part A In a day time drama D Young and restless hearts Bm Duckin' and throwing darts G Yeah we're all big stars A In our own soap opera D Bm G A D G Jimmy wipes down the bar, makes a mean martini A D They tip it on back and give him the skinny D G Shaken or stirred or a bottle or a draft A D They're bearing their souls to bottom of the glass G They got trouble with their girl and their girlfriend's mama A This one life to live got a whole lotta drama D Ain't we all the stars Bm Ain't we all the stars G Playing the leading part A In our own soap opera D Young and restless hearts Bm Duckin' and throwing darts G Yeah we're all big stars A In our own soap opera Bm This town might be little bitty G But just ask Sherry or Jimmy D If Hollywood was handing out Emmys A We'd all be saying gimme, gimme, gimme D Ain't we all the stars Bm Ain't we all the stars G Playing the leading part A In our own soap opera D Young and restless hearts Bm Duckin' and throwing darts G Yeah we're all big stars A In our own soap opera D Bm G A D Yeah, yeah