Illegitimate Children

N.C. She's getting' hammered E ------ B ------ G ------ D ------ A -2-4-- E ------ D A On Alabama slammers D A Three drinks ago, no E E7 He wouldn't stand a chance A He's sipping' whiskey D A Feelin' confident and frisky D A Writes 'Slow Hand' on a twenty E A And slips it to the band Bm B B7 By the end of the first verse they're out on the floor E Bm7 E By the end of the song they're out the door D A Spirits are up inhibitions are down E A Same story's unfolding all over town D From the barroom to the bedroom A F#m The path's weathered and worn E ----------- B ----------- G ----------- D -2/4-2---0- A -------4--- E ----------- D A E A This is how illegitimate children are born N.C. So it's his place or hers E ------ B ------ G ------ D ------ A -2-4-- E ------ D A Whichever comes first D A They're all the way to second base E A In the back of the cab Bm B B7 It's hard to resist that liquored up lust E Bm7 E And it's easy to think it might be love... D A When spirits are up inhibitions are down E A Same story's unfolding all over town D From the barroom to the bedroom A F#m The path's weathered and worn E ----------- B ----------- G ----------- D -2/4-2---0- A -------4--- E ----------- D A E A This is how illegitimate children are born B B7 Strangers and slow songs B7 Barstools and backeasts E D Lead to bottles and babies A Bm Ask cabbies and barkeeps D A When spirits are up inhibitions are down E A Same story's unfolding all over town D From the barroom to the bedroom A F#m The path's weathered and worn E ----------- B ----------- G ----------- D -2/4-2---0- A -------4--- E ----------- D A E A This is how illegitimate children are born A E -----------0- B ---------2--- G -------2----- D -----2------- A ---0--------- E -0----------- D A E A Yeah, this is how illegitimate children are born