Broke

D D No gas for the plow so the corn's gone to silk D And we traded the cow so we can't pass the milk G Our jeans all need patching, our eggs all need yolks D N.C. And we might be laughing but it ain't no joke, y'all D We're broke, we're busted, our Chevy truck is rusted D We're high and dry, ain't enough apples for the apple pie A If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it's G D Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke, we're broke D The jars all need pickles, the greens all need collard D Been rubbing these nickels but ain't got no dollars G We dig our own ditches, we roll our own smokes D And we're secretly wishing that grandma would croak D We're broke, we're busted, our Chevy truck is rusted D We're high and dry, ain't enough apples for the apple pie A If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it's G D Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke, we're broke D C D C Dm Good thing you're good looking, good thing I'm so funny Dm Too bad the sugar can't melt into honey G A Guitar solo D D The white left the picket, the fleas left the hound, yeah D And even the crickets have moved into town G Now we get our kicks off of stuff we can grow D N.C Cause our here in the sticks, all us regular folks, y'all D We're broke, we're busted, our Chevy truck is rusted D We're high and dry, ain't enough apples for the apple pie A If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it's G D Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke, we're broke Keyboard and guitar outro D