Toilet Seat

C Dm She's not into flowers G C Or gettin' big expensive gifts Dm She says she don't want jewelry G C C7 She doesn't need another dress F If I wanna show her how much I adore her C C/B Am The best way that I've found C Is to make sure when I'm finished G C I put that toilet seat down Dm We've been to counseling G C To try and see the ways we could improve Dm This thing between us G C C7 And different ways to show each other I love you F Well forget about those get-away vacations C C/B Am In romantic costal towns C If you wanna say "I love you" G C Then put that toilet seat down C F Cuz in the middle of the night C It's cold and it's dark G When I hear my name in vain C C7 I know I haven't done my part F She just wants me to support her C C/B Am And the best way that I've found C Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch G C I put that toilet seat down