The Pants

A D A E A E A E A 36, 32, boot cut with a skoal ring A E A Grease stains, bleach spots and a hole in the knee D A You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders B E E And she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please A D You wear the pants, buddy good for you E A E I'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-doo A D You need to know that ain't how it works A E A E It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt A E A At the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties A E A Go try on that purple pair with the lacy frill D A With your big old thighs I bet you can't get in 'em B E E And with that attitude of yours, hell I bet you never will A D You wear the pants, buddy good for you E A E I'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-doo A D You need to know that ain't how it works A E D It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt Solo and Interlude A D A E A E E D A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 A E A little thing like her can barely lift the bar E D But just wait until that woman has a headache B E And she sits there with her legs crossed, we'll see how strong you are A D You wear the pants, buddy good for you E A E We're so impressed, whoopty-doo A D You'll soon find out that ain't how it works A E F#m D It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt Oh Ohh A E You wear the pants, who wears the skirt? A A A A