Ill Take You Back

G When politicians everywhere stop telling lies D And only state the facts C G Right then, that's when D I'll take you back D Let's say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said G D I lose my better judgment and I take up smoking crack C G Right then, that's when D I'll take you back A Go on keep trying G Come on keep calling A You know I like it G When you come crawling A It's like music G To hear you bawling D C G F D Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa D When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard G D And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap C G Right then, that's when D I'll take you back Repeat chorus D The day that old morning sun rises in the west And they pass a law in L.A banning artificial breasts G D When cars can run on water, gasoline and oil ain't worth jack C G Right then, that's when D I'll take you back Repeat chorus A It's like music G To hear you bawling D C G F D Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa