Prisoner Christmas

C johnny wishes he was just a little bigger, A# F frankie wishes he was back on the force. C Hairy Hal wishes for ladies and gals, A# F Little William wants to get a divorce. A# its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve, F C Can't Leave, Its Prisoner Christmas. They're Wishin', Wishin', Wishin', A# F C Please, Oh, please, Release me this christmas. You Can here 'em Now. boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo, boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo A# F C Boo Hoooooooooooooooo Well dee-dee wishes he asked to see her ID, F And Freddie Wishes he could k**l them again, C And jeremy is just-a dreamin' for a re-do machine, F and Dunston wishes he had never checked in A# its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve, F C Can't Leave, Its Prisoner Christmas. They're Wishin', Wishin', Wishin', A# F C Please, please, please, please, please, Release me this christmas. You Can here 'em Now. boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo, Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo A# F C Boo Hoooooooooooooooo A# Davy needs to be free so that he can proceed with his greed F C he wants every beanie baby A# Jimmy prays he'll be saved so he slaves and behaves F C so one day he can k**l his sucky lawyer A# Alpha Male turning pale with the fear that this year F C its his rear that will be somebody's baby Little Mike wasn't like what you find, A# but he's here and he's queer F A# F so get used to iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit C Its Prisoner christmas They're wishin, wishin, wishin, A# F C please, please, jesus, Please, release me this christmas You can hear 'em now boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo, A# C boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo, A# C boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo