Val Kilmer

C always thought my movie G would be a comedy F G not quite the tragedy that its become C G more slapstick than chickflick F G more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's F G F G So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution F turn on the camera Am someone cue the extras F G hair and makeup to the set C because the big screen's callin G final casting call F G its your big shot baby your the next big star C G F on another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart G it's fallin apart F G headed for the cutting room floor F G and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl