No Hablo Ingles

A F#m E D A F#m My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her E D "No hablo Ingles" A F#m E D A Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over E D "No hablo Ingles" A F#m E D A F#m A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar E D "No hablo Ingles" A F#m E D A F#m Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar E D "No hablo Ingles" G (One!) When I'm not feeling it! D (Two!) When someone's full of shit! A (Three!) D A When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar! G To make a getaway D It's all you've gotta say! E (Quatro! Sinco! Seis!) A "No hablo Ingles!" F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey!) A F#m E D A F#m My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie E D "No hablo Ingles" A F#m E D A F#m Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie E D "No hablo Ingles" A F#m E D A F#m My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday E D "No hablo Ingles" A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe" (One!) G So many different uses! (Two!) A You don't need no excuses! (Three!) D A D It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade! G The perfect getaway! D It's all you've gotta say! E (Quatro! Sinco! Seis!) "No hablo Ingles!" A "No hablo Ingles!" F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" ---SPANISH BIT---- Alternate E & F(without barring) Did you brush your teeth! ? (No hablo Ingles!) Where'd you leave your pants! ? (No hablo Ingles!) Did you feed the fish! ? (No hablo Ingles!) Do you like my band! ? ... Wait, don't answer that A "No hablo Ingles!" F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!"