My Girlfriends An Alcoholic

C#m A My girlfriend is so beautiful E B She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts C#m A There's no end to her kindness E B Shes the only one can make me laugh until it hurts C#m A Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle E B She watches all my favorite shows A B But there's only one thing you should know E B C#m A E B Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic C#m A But nobody's perfect E B C#m A E B Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic C#m A But I think she's worth it, when she E B Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! C#m A Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! E B C#m A I know that it's over, the minute she's sober E B C#m C Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic C#m A My girlfriend loves yoga E B She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots C#m A Does Pilates then kamikazes E B So sweet but you never wanna piss her off A B Cause there's only one thing you should know E B C#m A E B Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic C#m A But nobody's perfect E B C#m A E B Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic C#m A But I think she's worth it, when she E B Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! C#m A Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! E B C#m A I know that it's over, the minute she's sober E B C#m C Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic A G#m F#m E C#m C And every night, I end up driving B A# A So she don't go out, DU.I.in' again G#m F#m Get locked in the pen. Again. E B C#m A 4x E B C#m A E B Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic C#m A But nobody's perfect E B C#m A E B Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic C#m A But I think she's worth it, when she E B Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar! C#m A Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car! E B C#m A I know that it's over, the minute she's sober E B C#m C Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic