Major Denial

A A E You've got style, You've got class F#m E D You've got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass D A I made him angry, I made him annoyed D E When I sent him dirty pictures from my polaroid A E Sorry about the tracks in your yard F#m E D For taking out the tree and for hitting your barn D A I didn't see it coming, it was moving to fast D E Here's a hundred dollars for the bodycast A D We could get married in Las Vegas A D I know that my mom will take us A D E Put it all on black and let it ride A E I saw you at the club downtown F#m E D We danced together till you turned around A And saw me in my Gibraltar pose D E Then you kicked me in the nuts and ya broke my nose A D We could get married in Las Vegas A D I know that my mom will take us A D E Put it all on black and let it ride D A Cause it's so hard being me D A Victim of your no loser policy D A And I know that one day you will see Bm D That your so damn lucky to be with a guy like A F#m E A F#m E A F#m E A F#m E me D A What can I say, feeling lonely D A So do you think we could hang around, you get to know me Bm Tell me things you'd like to show me, A Tie me up like I'm a pony, Bm C#m D E Ride me to the moon, you can spank me till I'm black and blue E And bleeding too and begging you to stop! A D We could get married in Las Vegas A D I know that my mom will take us A D E Put it all on black and let it ride D A Cause it's so hard being me D A Victim of your no loser policy D A And I know that one day you will see Bm D That your so damn lucky to be Bm D A So Damn Lucky to be with a guy like me