Bfff

INTO: G G G G B C C C C D 4x (palm mute) G You are my best friend in the world. C And I hope that you know, G when we hangout together, C it's freakin' awesome. G Playing poker Friday night, C Pyromancing off golf cart races G You think that my sister's hot C I accidentally shot your finger G off your writing hand oh well, C you get disability. G I broke my leg you laughed so hard C G and told my ambulance to stop at the bar. G G G G B C C C C D 2x C D G You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say C that I really and truly feel this way D G not that there's anything wrong with being gay C D G And sometimes we punch each other in the face C like when I hit on your mom and got to second base D G I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. G G G G B C C C C D 2x G You fart and burp in the same key, C and I think your iPod sucks. G C You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing. G I've seen your penis you've seen mine C I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe vera G on my sun burnt back C you went in fits when I shit my pants G you felt my girls' brand new boobs C you asked to suck them she refused G so while you slept I shaved your head C you woke up and told me that I... C D G You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say C that I really and truly feel this way D G not that there's anything wrong with being gay C D G And sometimes we punch each other in the face C like when I hit on your mom and got to second base C I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude) C D G I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. over the nah nah nah's G G G G B C C C C D 4x C D G You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say C that I really and truly feel this way D G not that there's anything wrong with being gay C D G And sometimes we punch each other in the face C like when I hit on your mom and got to second base D G I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. Over more nah nah nah's G G G G B C C C C D 2x