Assman

C5 G5 C5 G5 N.C. C5 G5 I tried to break into your house on Friday night C5 G5 I got attacked by your big dog C5 G5 I tried to play my guitar at your window side C5 G5 Your mother said it was her room C5 D5 I didn't know it! C5 G5 I didn't know it! D5 C5 G5 D5 I didn't know it! D5 C5 G5 D5 I didn't know it! C5 G5 I left my phone off of the hook one Friday night C5 G5 You got pissed off and called my friend C5 G5 I tried all week to figure why we had a fight C5 G5 What did I say that wasn't right C5 D5 I didn't know it! C5 G5 I didn't know it! D5 C5 G5 D5 I didn't know it! D5 C5 G5 D5 I didn't know it! A5 G5 F5 E5 Why don't you be my one and only friend A5 G5 F5 E5 Why don't you be my sidekick A5 G5 F5 E5 You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman A5 G5 F5 E5 You be Paul to my Letterman C5 G5 C5 G5 N.C. C5 G5 I waited for you once to pick me up from work C5 G5 You never showed and I was stuck C5 G5 I left a message with your dad that I came by C5 G5 He said you had another guy C5 D5 I didn't know it! C5 G5 I didn't know it! D5 C5 G5 D5 I didn't know it! D5 C5 G5 D5 I didn't know it! A5 G5 F5 E5 Why don't you be my one and only friend A5 G5 F5 E5 Why don't you be my sidekick A5 G5 F5 E5 You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman A5 G5 F5 E5 You be Paul to my Letterman