Amateur Night

D A G D A G D A G D A G N.C. G D A Bm A Okay line up and look away G A Single file against the wall E A And please patiently wait D A Bm A And reapply the lines under your eyes G D And spray some more cologne A Because I've only sneezed twice D A Bm A And hey, ho, well, what do you know G D Abm A It's fashionable now to wear your flip flops in the snow D A Bm A And alright you're gonna score tonight G A So game faces everyone B E Cause it's amateur night, tonight A D Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight B E A Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home B E Go shake your booty like you just don't care A D Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?" B E A Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home D A Bm E Wink wink can I buy you a drink? G D E A Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see D A B A And oh, dude, did you just see her boobs G A E A Like two pigs in a blanket and her butt was freaking huge D A Bm A And hey chum, the biggest rule of thumb is F E Don't forget your chapstick and gum Bb A Don't forget your chapstick and gum B E Cause it's amateur night, tonight A D Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight B E A Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home B E Go shake your booty like you just don't care A D Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?" B E A Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home D A G Stay at home D A G Stay at home D A G Stay at home D A G Just to clarify we played a game D A G Get thrown out and then sneak back in D A G Bop bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night B E Cause it's amateur night, tonight A D Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight B E A Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home B E Go shake your booty like you just don't care A D Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?" B E A Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home D A G Stay at home D A G Stay at home D A G Stay at home D A G Just to clarify we played a game D A G Get thrown out and then sneak back in D A G Bop bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night