99 Biker Friends

(Palm Mute Verse) D A G A Such a big man, such a little chick. D A G A I think it all goes back to your tiny D A G A Pick-up truck in the driveway, D A G A With a sticker on the window G A "Rest in Peace Number 3". (Strum) D A Tell all your friends G A How you put her in her place. D A 7 pounds of makeup G A G Just to hide her beat up face. G G G A Such a pretty face. D A G A It takes a tough man to slap her around. D A G A Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down. G A She's wearing shades but we all see C# G D G Behind the tinted glass. G B And I've got 99 biker friends A G That wanna kick your ass. (Palm Mute) D Tell her that you're sorry. A Blame it on the beer. G Your dad was mean to you. A B <--not muted Your friends think you're an asshole G A And I do too. D A G A Over compensatin' for your small shoes. B Taking her away, but you won't say when. A Hold her in your arms, A G D D D Tell her this won't happen again. D <--palm mute G When will this end? Well D A G A It takes a tough man to slap her around. D A G A Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down. G A She's wearing shades but we all see C# G D G Behind the tinted glass. G B And I've got 99 biker friends A G That wanna kick your ass. C# A G I wish Bruce Lee was here right now C# With his trusty nun-chucks A G Chuck Norris is still alive, G So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger, G All the dudes from "Danger, Danger". A Let's get the A-Team, A 50 Cent with his bling-bling, A G And a couple of prison guards. D A G A It takes a tough man to slap her around. D A G A Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down. G A She's wearing shades but we all see C# G D G Behind the tinted glass. G B And I've got 99 biker friends A G That wanna kick your ass. (MUTE) (99 biker friends) D A G A D A G A I hope that you can run fast (just wanna mention this) D A G A Start runnin' now D A G A (99 biker friends) D A G A just wanna mention this (just wanna mention this) D <---no mute We gonna kick your ass.