Coffee Blues

A A7 I've had D G no cups of coffee D A Put my hat on the wrong feet D G Grind the water and boil the beans E7 A7 But first I'll comb my teeth D G I poured one cup of coffee D A But my arms were still asleep D G Poured half on my lap, half on my shirt E7 A7 And the third half down my sleeve D I got them dirty awful rotten coffee blues D E7 A7 If you got a cup brother I'll seldom refuse D G This here machine she runs on caffeine D A7 D I got them dirty rotten awful coffee blues D G I poured three cups of coffee D A Now I'm feelin' purdy hot D G When it boils right down to the finest grounds E7 A7 I'm still an empty pot D G I've had five cups of coffee D A Now I'm thinkin' bout my eighth D G Knees a-quiverin', teeth a-rattlin' E7 A7 But I'll sweat out these shakes D I got them dirty awful rotten coffee blues D E7 A7 If you got a cup brother I'll seldom refuse D G This here machine she runs on caffeine D A7 D I got them dirty rotten awful coffee blues D G I've had eleventeen cups of coffee D A Now I'm ready to leave the house D G Lock kids in the yard, put the dog in the car E7 A7 And I locked my darn self out A A7 D G Now I'm laid out in a gutter D A Jus' lookin' for a caffeine fix D G Grab some grounds from the trash, I'll strain 'em through my sock E7 A7 and chew right through the grits D I got them dirty awful rotten coffee blues D E7 A7 If you got a cup brother I'll seldom refuse D G This here machine she runs on caffeine D A7 D I got them dirty rotten awful coffee blues