John Prine Died Of A Hoax

G D My friends are all experts in medicine they say G They have strong opinions on the pandemic going on today G7 C While stuck at home, I wrote this for those non-believing folks D G Cause to hear them tell it, John Prine died of a hoax D Ol John was out there singing and spreading the word around G When a new kind of menace made it’s way to town G7 C The President said that soon like magic! it would leave when the weather warmed D G That must’ve happened he’s an honest guy and I’m always well informed G D John Prine he died of a hoax G Like millions of other ordinary everyday regular folks G7 C Those experts with their fancy brains and their college degrees D G They can talk all they want, but they’ll never convince me D G That John Prine didn’t die of a hoax and neither will you and me. G D There's people who hate America and they're out to ruin your day G Or so my secret online anonymous sources have been known to say G7 C Why would you wear a mask for something that ain’t real? D D It’s all a plot to go to Walmart, to terrorize and steal G D Joe Diffie succumbed to COVID too I’m told G But the deep state likes to lie, Joe’s just taking a break from the road G7 C But if it’s real and I get it I’ll drink me some bleach from a glass D G Or get a real strong flashlight and shine it up my . . . G D John Prine he died of a hoax G Like millions of other ordinary everyday regular folks G7 C Those fancy pants with their fancy hats and their college degrees D G They can talk all they want, but they’ll never convince me D G That John Prine didn’t die of a hoax and neither will you and me. D G He’ll be really surprised to learn how he died, just you wait and see.