Love For Sale

E A B E (2x) E Well I got up this morning, I rolled out of bed A I felt like this dog who'd been kicked in the head (ouch!) B Check out my mail, there was this letter that read, it said E Love for sale, love for sale E I picked up the phone, called everyone I could A I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book B You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook E Love for sale, love for sale A Well, send up a signal, and throw me a line E Someone explain this funny Valentine A It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime B Bein' one step from crazy, bein' two steps behind E I called Lieutenant Columbo from my TV set A I tried the Dating Game, I haven't found her yet B I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet E Love for sale, love for sale A E A B (2x) E Well, we've been living together 3 years, A 2 hours, 20 minutes, maybe four hundred beers, who says B You can't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears E Love for sale, love for sale E I guess I've learned my lesson, it was easy to see A My old lady, she played this joke on me B I never looked where I forgot it to be, there was E Love for sale, love for sale E A B E Repeat till the end