Dude Get With The Program

D G A D D G A D D G A D D G A D D Dmaj7 Pack and get out fast. D7 No going out with a blast. G No leaving here tomorrow. Bm F# And don't you even think about a severence fee. D E7 Unemployment won't be paid by crooks and cheats. G Gm So enjoy your rice and beans, if you can afford the beans. D A That's a little joke, tha... tha-- that I have. D Dmaj7 A fuse with dynamite sticks attached. D7 A hand that's holding a match G and lighting it tomorrow. Bm F# And the flames of discontent will not be washed away D E7 'cause the flames will be kept alive by piles of cocaine. G It didn't have to be this way. Gm D A You could have figured out a way to help us out but you just said D HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED G HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED Bm G YOU COULD BE DEAD AND NO ONE HERE WOULD CARE. Bm HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED F# HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED G A D YOUR EVERY MINUTE HERE HAS BEEN IN VAIN D G A D D G A D Dmaj7 Don't give the money to the kids D7 Vapor rub on their eyelids G Nothing will change tomorrow N.C. F# Tell us how we're all making sacrifices D E7 But it's hard to sacrifice when we don't make decent wages G Gm Have you seen our salaries? It's kinda like your salary Bm A Except without all the zeroes D Dmaj7 You're working on your first million D7 I'm on my first thousand G And bills are due tomorrow Bm F# Something about helping out the family D E7 But that just means your kids get to drive Mercedez G 'Cause there's no relation here Gm Bm A Family does not get pushed out the door and get told... D HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED G HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED Bm G YOU COULD BE DEAD AND NO ONE HERE WOULD CARE Bm HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED F# HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED G A D YOUR EVERY MINUTE HERE HAS BEEN IN VAIN D G So take your things off the shelf A A# You got about an hour, you're a peon with no power Bm F# So don't YOU tell ME that I did something wrong D G So take your things off the shelf A A# I'll be in the other room with a lighter and a spoon Bm C Go on kid, get on your way D It's not fired, It's laid off G You didn't get fired, you're laid off Bm G You could be DEAD and we'd all really care! Bm YEAH, IT'S NOT FIRED IT'S LAID OFF F# YOU DIDN'T GET FIRED YOU'RE LAID OFF Bm YOU COULD BE DEAD... N.C. (Cutting corners! Downsized! Laid off! Could be...) D DEAD IN A BOX G YOU COULD BE DEAD IN A BOX Bm G YOU COULD BE DEAD AND NOBODY WOULD CARE Bm SO GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED F# HEY GO AHEAD AND GET FUCKED G A F# B A# D AND YOU DESERVE EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GIVING YOU AND WE'RE GIVING YOU NOTHING!!!! D G A D D G A D F**k you.