If A Man Answers

G #1. G D D7 If a man answers your phone when I call..ooh..there's gonna G be some screamin' and that ain't all. G7 C Cause if I'm here callin' you, then who's the who I'm talkin' to? G Em7 G Em7 G Why any fool could see, that for sure it ain't me..so, if a man D G C G answers your phone, then, honey we're through! D G A Now, everything between us used to be fine..till I became a third D party, where there ain't no party line..ya hear me talkin'?? #2. G D D7 Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again..ooh..and there better G be a soprano on the other end. G7 C Cause if the voice is baritone, when you told me you'd be home alone.. G Em7 G Em7 well, then I'm wastin' my time..not to mention my dime. G D G C G So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey I'm gone! INTERLUDE: G D G D G.C G Em7 G Em7.D C G D G A Now, everything between us used to be fine..till I became a third D party, where there ain't no party line..ya hear me talkin'?? #3. G D D7 Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again..ooh..and there better G be a soprano on the other end. G7 C Cause if the voice is baritone, when you told me you'd be home alone.. G Em7 G Em7 well, then I'm wastin' my time..not to mention my dime. G D G Bb G So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey I'm gone!