Welcome To The Internet - Ver 2

Dm Welcome to the internet. Have a look around. Gm Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. F We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse. A7 If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first. Dm Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat. Gm Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet. F There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh). A7 Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest. Dm Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer. Gm Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur. F Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage. A7 We got a million different ways to engage Dm Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside. Gm Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died. F We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports. A7 And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fucking Dm eachother. Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks. Gm 'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock. F They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more. A7 Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore. Dm See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink. Gm Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think. F Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer. A7 Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your- Dm Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should k**l your mom. Gm Here's why women never f**k you. Here's how you can build a bomb. F Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz. A7 A7 Gm F E Dm Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids. Dm Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? Gm A little bit of everything. All of the time. F Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. A7* Anything and everything. All of the time. Dm Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? Gm A little bit of everything. All of the time. F Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. A7* Anything and everything. All of the time. Dm C Bb A7 Dm C Bb A7 You know, it wasn't always like this Dm C Not very long ago Bb A7 Just before your time Dm C Right before the towers fell Bb A7 Circa '99 Gm This was catalogues Dm Travel blogs A7 Dm A chat room or two Gm Dm We set our sights and spent our nights A7 C7 Waiting Fmaj7 For you Dm7 You Gm7 C7 Insatiable you Fmaj7 Dm7 Mommy let you use her iPad Gm7 C7 You were barely two Dm Dmmaj7/C# And it did all the things Dm7/C Bb We designed it to do Bb Now look at you C Oh, look at you D You Gmaj7 Em7 You Am7 D7 Unstoppable, watchable Gmaj7 Em7 Your time is now. Your inside's out. Am7 D7 Honey, how you grew Em Emmaj7/D# And if we stick together Em7/D A Who knows what we'll do C D It was always the plan B7 C To put the world in your hand Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B (laughing) Em Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? Am A bit of everything. All of the time. G Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. B7* Anything and everything. All of the time. Em Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? Am A little bit of everything. All of the time. G Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. B7 Anything and everything B7 And anything and everything B7 And anything and everything N.C And all of the time