The Break Up Song

F F/Eb Dm C (2x) Girl F F/Eb It's over Dm C We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again F It's over F/Eb We're unhappy Dm We need to take a break from us to make us right again Bb C And even though it's not gonna go any further Dm I swear I don't regret a second of it Bb And when the dust has settled C I hope we can still be friends Boy And then I said F EAT a DICK! F EAT a DICK! F EAT a FUCKING DICK, LIKE THIS F PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES! F GET READY TO GOBBLE a DICK OFF! F IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, SITCH F EAT a DICK!, BITCH! F F/Eb Dm C (2x) Girl F Ok, you're angry F/Eb I can see that Dm C But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be F F/Eb I try to speak to you But you won't listen - Boy Dm EAT a DICK! Girl N.C. Hold on, please just let me - Boy N.C EAT a DICK! Girl N.C Oh my God Bb C Honestly, are you fucking five? Dm I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me Bb I'm saying how I'm feeling Bb And you're saying "eat a dick" C7 Does that seem like a mature response to you? Boy F NO IT DOESN'T! F BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS F I'VE GOT MY FATHERS TEMPER F AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE! F SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE F I DID a QUICK SWITCH F BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE F AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO Crying F EAT a DICK!, BITCH! Girl F Gm I didn't think you'd cry for me Dm C I didn't think you cared F Gm Dm I thought you were lashing out in anger Bb Now I see you're scared C I'm scared, too C Maybe we can work this out C7 And not break up Boy N.C Really? Girl F NO, LICK MY CLIT! F LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT! F YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS F OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT F I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU F GET ME WETTER, THEN SCREW F SORRY, YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED HUN F LICK THIS CLIT AND LEAVE SON