Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

E Am E Am E Well, hello everyone! Am E Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters. Am Umm, alright. Lets get right to it E Who wants to start us off? Am How about you Chris?? E Umm, alright. Hey, I'm Chris Cringle. Am I'm a s*x addict. E Am Hey I'm Santa Clause, I'm the king of snow. E Am E Am I hate my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho. B C She used to please me every day, B C E then she made it clear that santa's only supposed to come once a year. Am Fuckin Bitch. E Am E Am Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings E with my north pole Okay Chris, thank you! Am Alright, who wants to go next? E Patrick frowny face! Am Get up here. E Alright. Am I'm Patrick O'Riley, I'm a leperchaun. You all doin' good? E Am Yeah, I'm not doing so good. E Am E I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household, Am E Am E Am And beautiful wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha. B C B Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, C E and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf. Am E Am E Uh, now I drink all day and a part of me dies. Am E 'cause my wife is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys. Am Hey I know them! E Oh, hey Tony. Nice of you to show up. Where were you last week? Am I had some E Hey, I'm Tony the tiger. Am F**k it. I'll just sing it. E Am E Every day I wake up, and I get to work late. Am My boss says, 'hey, what's up?' E Am E Am I say that I'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit. B C B The kids they laugh, 'cause I'm a sensitive cat. 'Big pussy!' C E Am I can't argue with that. E Am E If another kid gives me frosted flakes, Am E I swear on my life i'll eat his parents. Am Okay Ton, thank you. E So that's everybody. Am So lets just get down to it E Oh, who are you? Am E Am Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi. E Am I'm the easter bunny, hey I'm back! E Used to be funny now I'm hooked on crack. Am Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, E Am marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke. E Am COKE! E Am E Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no attention span Am Okay, I'm just going to go and get him, alright? E Am Play nice please. I'll be right back. E Am E Hey pat did you hear? All my elves got sick. Am E I think they got herpes from some Irish chick. Mother fucker Am What you laughin' Tony, huh? E Am 'Cause it's funny! E This is gettin rediculous. Am E Santa, Tony could you guys please stop? Am Oh Snap! E crackle and pop. Am Haha, 'cause they banged your wife. E I'm getting out of here. Am E This is fucking rediculous.