Your Only Friends Are Make Believe

A5 E5 A5 E5 Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. McFeelie A5 E5 A5 B5 I've brought you a letter - speedy delivery A5 E5 A5 E5 Well Mr. McFeelie, if this postage due A5 E5 A5 B5 You can go f**k yourself like captain Kangaroo A5 B5 C#5 E5* I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend A5 B5 E5* B5 But in the end I still have no friends A5 E5 Do, do, do... Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand? Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman? I can go to land... A5 E5 Do, do, do... You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend But in the end you still have no friends You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend But in the end you still have no friends A5 E5 Do, do, do... A5 E5 You are my best friend too D5 B5 I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend A5 E5 A5 E5 Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. McFeelie A5 E5 A5 B5 I've brought you a letter - speedy delivery A5 E5 A5 E5 Well Mr. McFeelie, if this postage due A5 E5 A5 B5 You can go f**k yourself like captain Kangaroo A5 B5 C#5 E5* I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend A5 B5 E5* B5 But in the end I still have no friends A5 E5 Do, do, do... Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand? Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman? I can go to land... A5 E5 Do, do, do... You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend But in the end you still have no friends You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend But in the end you still have no friends A5 E5 Do, do, do... A5 E5 You are my best friend too D5 B5 I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend