Vagina Song

Dm G Dm Some of them are hairy Dm F A Some of them are bald Dm F Gm Some are kind of scary Bb Gm A And this is what they're called: Dm Vagina Dm Vagina Bb They call A That thing Dm Vagina. F C F Some belong to virgins F C Dm They're really tight and strong F C F Bb But big or small, I love them all Gm A That's why I sing my song. Dm Vagina Dm Vagina Bb They call A That thing Dm Vagina. Dm G Dm Some of them are smelly Dm F A Like clams and fish and such Dm F Gm Some smell like a summer's eve Bb Gm A 'cos they've been douched too much Dm Vagina Dm Vagina Bb They call A that thing Dm Vagina.