I Hope You Die

N.C. You must die! I alone am best! Bbm Gb Db Ab 4x (Listen to track for correct rhythm) Bbm Ab Gb Ab Db C Ab Bbm Gb Db I hope ya flip some guy the bird Ab Bbm He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve Gb Db In front of the Beatles' tour bus Ab Bbm A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Gb Db Hauling hazardous biological waste Ab The light turns red you have no brakes Bbm Gb Db And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape Ab So you can see the look on your face Bbm Gb Db Ab ... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die... Bbm Gb Db Ab ... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die... Bbm Gb Db I hope your Pinto begins to spin Ab Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran Bbm Gb Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner Db Ab And maybe some orphan having Christmas dinner Bbm Gb Perhaps even the British Royal Family Db Ab And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy Bbm Gb And we can't forget the newlyweds Db Ab And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead Fm Gb Db Ab I hope this helps to emphasize Fm Gb Db Ab I hope this helps to clarify N.C. I hope you Bbm Gb Db Ab Die Bbm Gb Db Ab Bbm Ab Gb Ab Db C Ab Bbm Gb I hope your cellmate thinks he's God Db Ab But CN.N. refers to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob" Bbm Gb Serving time again for abuse of a corpse Db Ab Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse Bbm Gb While he masturbates to photos of livestock Db Ab He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock Bbm Gb Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance", Db Ab And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince Bbm Gb Db Ab ... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die... Bbm Gb Db Ab ... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die... Bbm Gb I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson Db Ab And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin Bbm Gb Db And whatever happens next is all a blur Ab But you remember "fist" can be a verb Bbm Gb Db And when you finally regain consciousness Ab Bbm You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress Gb Db And the prison guard looks the other way Ab 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day Fm Gb Db Ab I hope this helps to emphasize Fm Gb Db Ab I hope this helps to clarify N.C. I hope you Chorus/Outro Bbm Gb Db Ab Die Bbm Gb Db Ab 2x Bbm Gb Db Ab Bbm ... I hope you die!