Holy Smokes Future Jokes

C Am F G 2x C Am Holy smokes, these future Jokes F G You call me on my landline just to blow some smoke C Am And tell me that our whole life feels like a hoax F G Just like the lunar landing and those talking goats G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Can’t you see it shining in my eyes? G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Dm We’re all so learned and so civilized, my baby Dm Am G G C Am Holy smokes, these future jokes F G Eight billion people spinning just like bicycle spokes C Am The cinematic scope of the apocalypse F G When it all goes to hell there won’t be nothing left Dm C But chips and dip in mini-marts F G But what’s the shelf life of a broken heart? G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Can’t you see it shining in my eyes? G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Dm We’re all so learned and so civilized, my baby G Dm Oh, my baby G Dm Oh, my baby G Dm Oh, my baby G Dm Oh, my baby G F C Hey, hey, hey, yeah C Am Holy smokes, these future jokes F G Found your number on a scrap of paper in my coat C Am The earth has been around for several billion years F And all us humans think we’re special but G Dm We’re nothing but the unshed tears C F G Of a distant star, never knowing just who we are G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Can’t you see it shining in my eyes? G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Our masochism goes so undisguised G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Dm We’re all so learned and so civilized, my baby G Dm Oh, my baby Oh, my baby F C G