Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Chords - Blink-182

Intro

Part 1: C(hold) 2x Guitar 2:

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Part 2: C--Dm--Am--F 4x Guitar 2:

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3x Part 3: C--Am-F 2x Guitar 2:

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Verse 1

C Am F Everything has fallen to pieces C Am F Earth is dying help me Jesus C Am F We need guidance we've been misled C Am F Young and hostile but not stupid Mark: Am G F

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Verse 2

C Am F Corporate leaders politicians C Am F Kids can't vote adults elect them C Am F Moms that rule the school and workplace C Am F Signs that caution sixteen's unsafe Mark: Am G F

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Chorus

C/E F C G We really need to see this through C/E F C G We never wan-ted to be abused Am F C G We'll never give up it's no use Am F(hold) If we're fucked up you're to blame (Repeat Intro Part 3)

Verse 2

C Am F Let this trainwreck burn more slowly C Am F Kids are victims in this story C Am F Drowned our youth with useless warnings C Am F Teenage rules: they're fucked and boring Mark: Am G F

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(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

Mark: C Am F

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Interlude

C Am F Everything has fallen to pieces C Am F Everything has fallen to pieces C(all the way) Everything has fallen to piece Everything has fallen to (Repeat Chorus)

Outro

C--Dm--Am--F 2x Guitar 3:

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____________________________________________ 2.) Online Songs Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 Bm - 2x4432 D - xx0232 E - 022100 F#m - 244222

Intro

A Josie Bm D You're my source E of most frustration A Bm Forget when I D E Don't meet expectations A Everything you Bm wished came true D In the end we E all blamed you A Even though as Bm they all know D You weren't the only E(hold) one, two, three, four...

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Guitar 2:

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Verse 1

A Why do you still D keep it around When you know it F#m brings me down E A I'm hating everything A And I know that D you dated other guys F#m But I gotta wonder why E A You'd leave it out for me (Shit) (Repeat Interlude)

Verse 2

A Why am I still D hanging around When I know it F#m brings me down E A I'm hating everything A And you are getting D rides home in his car And making out in F#m his front yard E A I'm hating everything

Chorus

D Please don't remind me A Put your past behind me It shines so bright E it blinds me I wish that D this would end D And I am not fine Last night I A saw you online Your screen name E used to be mine Why can't we D just pretend

Verse 3

A D And if we can have another day F#m I've got so much left to say E A I'd tell you everything A And I'll laugh when I D think about the past F#m When I see you after class E A You're hating everything (Repeat Chorus twice)

Bridge

And she said F#m D Na na na na na A na na na na E na na na na (I just forgot you were there) F#m D Na na na na na A na na na na E na na na na (I just forgot you were there) F#m D Na na na na na A na na na na E na na na na (I just forgot you were there) F#m D Na na na na na A na na na na E na na na na (Repeat chorus twice)

Outro

And she said F#m D(hold) Na na na na na ______________________________________________ 3.) First Date Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C - 3x2010 Dm - xx0231 Am - x02210 F - 133211 G - 320003 Em - 022000 G/B - x2x003

{tab: Intro: C--Dm--F--G|-- 2x}

Guitar 2:

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Verse 1

C In the car I just can't wait G to pick you up on F our very first date C Is it cool if I hold your hand? G F Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? C Do you like my stupid hair? G Would you guess that I F didn't know what to wear? C I'm too scared of what you think G You make me nervous F so I really can't eat

Chorus

C G/B Am Let's go don't wait this F G night's almost over C G/B Am Honest let's make this F G night last forever C G/B Am Forever and ever let's F G make this last forever C G/B Am Forever and ever let's F G make this last forever (Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

C When you smile I melt inside G I'm not worthy for a F minute of your time C I really wish it was only me and you G I'm jealous of F everybody in the room C Please don't look at me with those eyes G Please don't hint that F you're capable of lies C I dread the thought of our very first kiss G A target that i'm F probably gonna miss

{tab: Interlude: C--Em--F--G|-- 6x}

Guitar 2: Wil lenter at 3rd time

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(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

C G/B Am Forever and ever let's F G make this last forever C G/B Am Forever and ever let's F G C(hold) make this last forever ____________________________________________ 4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - 2x4442 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444 E - 022100

Verse 1

B It's Christmas Eve and I've F# only wrapped two fucking presents B Christmas Eve and I've only F# wrapped two fucking presents G#m And I hate hate hate your guts E I hate hate hate your guts B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off B F# E I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# I'll never talk to you again

Verse 2

B It's Labor day and my Grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs B Labor day and my grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs G#m And he shit shit shits his pants E He's always fucking shitting his pants B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off B F# E I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# B B(hold) I'll never talk to you again ____________________________________________ 5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 Bm - 2x4432 A/C# - 4x76xx or 4x222x C#m - 4x6654 D - xx0232 F#m - 244222 E - 022100 E/G# - 476xxx

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Mark: A E F#m D

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Verse 1

A Bm Push it out C#m fake a smile D Avert disaster A just in time Bm I need a drink C#m Cause in a while D Worthless answers from A friends of mine Bm It's dumb to ask C#m cool to ignore D girls possess me but A they're never mine Bm I made my entrance C#m avoided hazards D Checked my engine I fell behind

Refrain 1

A/C# D da da da da A E da da da da da I fell behind A/C# D A da da da da da E da da da da

Chorus 1

Verse 2

A Bm C#m Remember when I was in D The grocery store A now's my time Bm Lost the words C#m lost the nerve D Lost the girl A left the line Bm I would wish C#m upon a star D But that star A it doesn't shine Bm So read my book C#m with a boring ending D A short story of a lonely guy

Refrain 2

A/C# D da da da da A E da da da da da Who fell behind A/C# D A da da da da da E da da da da (Repeat and Chorus 1)

{tab: Interlude: A/C#--Bm--E|-- 2x, A/C#--D|--E|--A-E/G#-A/C#--Bm--}

Bridge

A E F#m da da da da da D da da da da (Repeat)

Chorus 2

A E She makes me feel like F#m D it's raining outside A E And when the storm's gone F#m D I'm all torn up inside A E F#m I'm always nervous on days D like this like the prom A E I get too scared to move F#m cause I'm still just a D A(hold) stupid worthless boy!!! ______________________________________ 6.) The Rock Show Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 E - 022100 F#m - 244222 D - xx0232 C#m - 4x6654

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Tom:

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verse 1

A Hanging out behind the club at the weekends D Acting stupid getting E drunk with my best friends A I couldn´t wait for the summer and the Warped Tour D E I remember it´s the first time I saw her there

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verse 2

A She´s getting kicked out of school because she´s failing D I´m kind of nervous cause I E think all her friends hate me A She´s the one she´ll always be there D She took my hand and E that made it I swear

Chorus

A Because I fell in love with F#m D the girl at the rock show A She said "What" and I F#m D told her that I didn´t know A She´s so cool I´m gonna F#m D sneak in through her window E Everything´s better D when she´s around E I can´t wait til her D parents go out of town E I fell in love with the D C#m girl at the rock show

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verse 3

A When we said were gonna move to Vegas D E I remember the look her mother gave us A Seventeen without a purpose or direction D We don´t owe anyone a E fucking explanation (Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

F#m Black and white picture D of her on my wall A I waited for her call E She always kept me waiting F#m And if I ever got D another chance A I´d still ask her to dance E D Because she kept me waiting Tom:

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Mark:

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Outro

A D E I´ll never forget tonight (Repeat until fade) ______________________________________________ 7.) Stay Together For The Kids Key: D Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: D - xx0232 A/C# - 4x76xx or 4x22xx Bm - 2x4432 A - x02220 G - 320033 F#m - 244222

Intro

Tom: 2x D A/C# Bm A

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Verse 1

D Bm it's hard to wake up When the shades have A been pulled shut This house is haunted its so pathetic it makes no sense at all D Bm I'm ripe with things to say A the words rot and fall away If a stupid poem could fix this home I'd read it every day

Chorus

G F#m So here's your holiday G Hope you enjoy it this time F#m You gave it all away G It was mine F#m So when you're dead and gone G Will you remember this night? F#m Twenty years now lost It's not right (Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

D Bm Their anger hurts my ears A Been running strong for seven years Rather than fix the problems they never solve them It makes no sense at all D Bm I see them every day A We get along so why can't they? If this is what he wants and it's what she wants Then why's there so much pain? (Repeat Chorus)

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(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

G It's not right F#m It's not right G F#m It's not right

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(Repeat until fade) _____________________________________________ 8.) Roller Coaster Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A/C# - 4x76xx D - xx0232 A - x02220 E - 022100 Bm - 2x4432

{tab: Intro: A/C#--D|--A|--}

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Chorus

A Breathing deeply walking backwards D Finding strength to Bm D call and ask her A Roller coaster favorite ride D Let me kiss you Bm D one last time

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Verse 1

A D Leave me standing here Bm D Act like I'm not around A The coast will D probably never clear Bm Can I please D go home now? A I had that dream D Bm D about you again A D Where I wait outside Bm D until you let me in And there I stayed

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Verse 2

A D Bm Lay beside me and D listen at the wall A D We'll keep on lying Bm until the D summer comes A D I had that dream Bm D about you again Where you A D drive my car Right off a Bm D fucking cliff And Now I'm (Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

Bass lines

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Verse 3

A D Bm Make me promise that D I will never tell A D Bm All I remember is the D way her bedroom smelled A D I had that dream Bm D about you again A D Where I wait outside Bm D until you let me in And Now I'm (Repeat Chorus)

Outro

A/C# D Goodnight A(hold) Goodnight _________________________________________________ 9.) Reckless Abandon Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - 2x4442 E - 022100 G#m - 466444 F# - 244322

Intro

B On on and on reckless abandon E somethings wrong this is gonna shock them G# F# Nothing to hold on to we'll E use this song to lead you on

{tab: Interlude: B|--E|--G#m--F# 4x}

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Verse 1

B I learned alot today not sure if I'll get laid F# not sure if I'll fail or pass kissed every girl in class B everybody would waste it all to have a summer that they could call F# a memory thats full of fun fucked up when it's all done

Chorus

B On on and on reckless abandon E somethings wrong this is gonna shock them G#m F# Nothing to hold on to we'll E use this song to lead you on G#m and break the truth F# with more bad news we E left a scar size extra large (Repeat Interlude)

Verse 2

B Sip a drink of the alcohol end up kneeling in bathroom stalls F# eyes are red my movements slow to high got vertigo B he took a shit in the bathroom tub and fed the dog the brownie drug F# tried hard to not get cought He fucked a chick in a parking lot (Repeat Chorus)

{tab: Bridge: B|--E|--G#m--F#-- 4x}

Verse 3

B Break a window and bust a wall Making fun of your friend's mom F# Turn the music up way to loud Charge the pizza to the house B Everybody would waste it all To have a summer that they could call F# Memory that's full of fun Fucked Up When It's all done (Repeat Chorus)

Outro

B _____________________________________ 10.) Everytime I Look For You Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - 2x4442 C#m - 4x6654 E - 022100 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444

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Verse 1

B I never found out why you left him C#m But this answer E begs that question B Too blind to see tomorrow C#m too broke To E beg or borrow B Young and Stupid C#m E Left wide open B hearts are wasted C#m E Lives are broken

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Verse 2

B One more point of contention C#m I need some E intervention B Approached with vague intentions C#m Betray my E short attention B span The distance C#m E bridge the border B beg forgiveness C#m E round the corner

Chorus 1

Verse 2

B More time apart will give you C#m A few more E months to argue B Is this to much to live through C#m E It always seemed B too far to drive The point home C#m E send more letters B pray tomorrow C#m E ends up better (Repeat Chorus 1)

{tab: Bridge: B|--F#--E 4x}

Verse 3

B F# I never did do anything that she asked E I never let what happened stay in the past B I never did quite F# understand what she meant E In spite of everything in spite of everything

Chorus 2

G#m Everytime I look for E B you the sun goes down G#m And I stumble when this E B whole thing runs aground G#m I left another message E B You are never around G#m But everytime I look for E B you the sun goes down G#m And I stumble when this E B whole thing runs aground G#m I left another message E B You are never around G#m But everytime I look for E E(hold) you the sun goes down _____________________________________ 11.) Give Me One Good Reason Key: E Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: E - 022100 B - 2x4442 C#m - 4x6654 E/G# - 476xxx A - x02220

{tab: Intro: E|--B 2x, C#m--A|--C#m--B}

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C#m A

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C#m B

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Verse 1

E B Mom and dad they quite don't understand it E B All the kids they laugh as if they planned it C#m Why do girls want to A pierce their nose? C#m And walk around in B torn pantyhose Oh yeah!

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Guitar 2: E B

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Verse 2

E I like the ones who say B they listen to the punk rock E I like the kids who fought B against how they were brought up C#m They hate the trends and A think its fucked to care C#m It's cool when they B piss people off with what they wear Oh yeah! (Repeat Interlude)

Chorus

E E/G# B So give me one good reason E E/G# B A Why we need to be like them E E/G# B Kids will have fun and offend E E/G# They don't want to B A and don't fit in (Repeat Intro)

Verse 3

E Hate the jocks the preps B the hippy-fuckin-scumbags E Heavy metalers with their B awful pussy hair bands C#m Counting seconds until A we can get away C#m Ditching school almost B every single day Oh yeah! (Repeat Interlude twice) (Repeat Chorus)

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E E E E Q E E EE E E E E E E

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E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

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E E E E Q Q E E E E E S S E E

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E E E E E E E E

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(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

E(hold) ___________________________________________ 12.) Shut Up Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: A - x02220 C#m - 4x6654 D - xx0232 E - 022100 Bm - 2x4432

{tab: Intro: A, A|--C#m-D 4x}

Guitar 2: A C#m D

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{tab: B|---------|---------|---------|}

{tab: G|---2---2-|---2---2-|---2---2-|}

{tab: D|---------|---------|-0-------| 4x}

{tab: A|-0-------|-4-------|---------|}

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Verse 1

A Shut the f**k up she said C#m D I'm going fucking deaf A You're always too loud C#m D Everything's too loud A Now that all my friends left C#m D This place is fucking dead A I wanna move out C#m When can we move out? D A C#m This shit has got to stop D A C#m D A C#m D I'll run away

Verse 2

A Get the f**k up she said C#m D Your life is meaningless A It's going nowhere C#m D You're going nowhere A You're just a f**k up she said C#m D I'll live alone instead A She said: "You don't care" C#m D I know I don't care

Chorus

D A I'll never ask permission from you D A F**k off I'm not listening to you Bm D I'm not coming home Bm D I'm never going to come back home

Verse 3

A I got too fucked up again C#m D And passed out on the plane A Tried to forget you C#m D I can't forget you A No sleep on this flight C#m D I'll think about the nights A We had to get through C#m D How did we get through? (Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

E C#m A E C#m A I'll run away E C#m I think it's time A that I should leave E C#m I think it's time A that I should leave E C#m I think it's time A that I should leave E C#m I think it's time A that I should leave

{tab: Bridge: A|--C#m-D 4x}

Guitar 2: 2x A C#m D

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A C#m D

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{tab: A|-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-|-12-12-12-12-|}

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(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

A I runaway C#m I think it's time D for me to leave (Repeat 4x) End on A(hold) ______________________________________________ 13.) Please Take Me Home Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - 2x4442 C#m - 4x6654 G#m - 466444 E - 022100 F# - 244322 F#/Bb - x143xx B/Eb - 6x98xx C#m7 - 4x24xx B2 - 2x14xx

{tab: Intro: B|--}

Verse 1

B C#m G#m E Oh no it happened again B She's cool she's C#m G#m E hot she's my friend B C#m G#m E I'd drive for hours it's so B C#m G#m E You leave me nowhere to go

Refrain

E She's unstoppable B Unpredictable G#m I'm so jaded F# Calculated E F#/Bb Wrong

Chorus

B F#/Bb Please take me home G#m E Too late it's gone B F#/Bb I bet you're sad G#m E This is the best time we ever had

Verse 2

B C#m G#m E I hope hope that it last B C#m G#m E Give in forget the past B C#m G#m E Be strong when things fall apart B C#m G#m E Honest this breaks my heart (Repeat Refrain and Chorus twice)

{tab: Interlude: B|--C#m7--B2--E 2x}

Bridge

B C#m7 B2 E Why did we have to go date? B C#m7 B2 E It's too easy to complicate B C#m Be strong when things fall apart B/Eb E (Be strong when things fall apart) B C#m B/Eb Honest, this breaks my heart E (I'ts so hard) let's go!!!

{tab: Interlude: B|--F#/Bb--B/Eb--E 2x, B|--F#/Bb--G#m--E 2x, F#--}

(Repeat Chorus) _________________________________________ 14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C - 3x2010 G - 320003 F - 133211 Am - x02210

Verse 1

C I hear the phone it G F rings so violently C Can't leave my room cant breath since G F she left me C I will admit I hate G F those things i said C Girls always cry guys G F will never admit they did

Refrain

C G F Hold on hold on C G F hold on hold on

Chorus

C Dont tell me that it's over G F I'm not used to this temptation C And when you come back running G F There's no use for explanation C I think things are too hurtful G F Even with my expert knowledge C Most girls do mean trouble G F because they are rarely honest

Interlude

C--F-G 2x Guitar 2:

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{tab: D|---2---2----2----| 4x}

A|-3---3---3-----3-|

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Verse 2

C What's with the jokes G F all the routines they play C Screwing with my head never quitting till G F they get their way C Guys like to run chicks G F love to yell you see C Guys hate to fight G F girls think it's therapy (Repeat Refrain and Chorus) (Repeat Interlude)

Breakdown

C--G-Am-F 2x

Bridge

C G Am F Hold on hold on C G Am F hold on hold on (Repeat Chorus twice)

Outro

C(hold) Dont tell me that it's over I'm not used to this temptation _______________________________________________ 15.) Time To Break Up Key: C# Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C# - 4x6664 G# - 466544 Bbm - x13321 F# - 244322 Fm - 133111 C#/F - 143xxx Ebm - 6x8876

Intro

Part 1: G#-F#-Fm-G# Part 2: C#--G#-F#-G# 2x Guitar 2: x means palm mute C# G# F# G#

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{tab: D|-----3-3-1-1----|-----3-3-1-1----|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-| 2x}

{tab: A|-4-4----------4-|--------------4-|-4--x-x-|-6--x-x-|}

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Verse 1

C# I guess it's only the men G# Who get fucked F# now and again C# We take our chicks to the mall G# We wait in F# parking stalls C# And when we come home too late G# She's pissed that F# she had to wait C# And my excuse not to call G# F# It never worked at all

Chorus

C# Time to wake up C#/F Where's your daughter? F# Hurts to break up G# She was stronger C# All my friends say C#/F Please don't love her F# What did I gain? G# Now I miss her so (Repeat Intro Part 2)

Verse 2

C# I used to hate the lipstick G# It stained and F# tasted so sick C# The panty hose and the bra G# She threw on F# my guitar C# Shit F**k I made a mistake G# I thought I F# needed a break C# The truth is I'm such a dick G# It's broke and F# can't be fixed (Repeat Chorus)

Breakdown

Bbm--F#--C#--G#-- Guitar 2: Bbm F# C# G#

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{tab: E|-6---6---6---6---|-2---2---2---2---|-----------------|-4---4---4---4---|}

Bridge

Bbm If you want to call it a F# heart ache (a heart ache) C# Then I sure regret G# those things I miss her Bbm If you want the pain F# to go away (to go away) Better suck up your C# G# pride admit you lost her C# Let her go (let her go) G# move on (move on) C# let her go (let her go) G# move on (move on) C# G# Fm Ebm let her go (let her go) (Repeat Chorus)

Outro

C# G# Move on (move on) C# let her go (let her go) G# Move on (move on) C# let her go (let her go) G# Move on (move on C# let her go (let her go) G# Move on (move on C#(hold) let her go ________________________________________________ 16.) What Went Wrong Key: A Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords

A - x02220 F#m - 244222 E - 022100 D - xx0232 Bm - 2x4432

Intro

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{tab: G|-----4---2 <*>--|}

{tab: D-2-----------|}

{tab: A|-------------| 4x}

{tab: E|-------------|}

{tab: A|--F#m-D 4x}

Verse 1

A F#m I'm sick of always hearing E D All those sad songs on the radio A F#m All day it is there to remind E An over-sensitive guy that he's D lost and alone yeah

Interlude

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{tab: G|-----4---2 <*>--|}

{tab: D-2-----------|}

{tab: A|-------------| 4x}

{tab: E|-------------|}

{tab: A|--F#m-D 2x}

Verse 2

A F#m I hate our favourite restaurant E D Our favourite movie our favourite show A F#m We would stay up all of the night E We would laugh and get D high never answer the phone

Chorus

A E I can't forgive F#m can't forget D Can't give in A What went wrong coz E F#m you said this was right D You fucked up my life

Interlude

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{tab: B|-------------|}

{tab: G|-----4---2 <*>--|}

{tab: D-2-----------|}

{tab: A|-------------| 4x}

{tab: E|-------------|}

{tab: A|--F#m-D 4x}

Verse 3

A F#m I'm sick of always hearing E D Sappy love songs on the radio A This place it's fucking F#m cursed and it's plagued E And I can never escape D when my heart it explodes (Repeat Chorus) Guitar

Solo

F#m D

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2x 2x A Bm D

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{tab: A|-0-------0-------|-2-------2-------|----------------------------------|}

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Clarinet

Solo

F#m D A

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{tab: G|-2---|-1--2--4-|--2-----------|}

{tab: D|-----|---------|--------------| 2x}

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E D

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Outro

A F#m D I'm kicking out fiercely at the A F#m D World around me, what went wrong 4x A I'm kicking ________________________________________ 17.) F**k A Dog Key: G Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: G - 320033 C - 3x2010 D - xx0232 G C D

{tab: e|---------|-----|-----|}

{tab: B|---0-----|-----|-----|}

{tab: G|-------0-|---0-|---2-|}

{tab: D|-----0---|-----|-0---|}

{tab: A|---------|-3---|-----|}

{tab: E|-3-------|-----|-----|}

{tab: Intro: G|--C-D 2x}

Verse 1

G C D I wanna f**k a G dog in the ass C D He wants to f**k G a dog in the ass C D G C I wanna f**k a dog D That's right kids G C D I tried to f**k G your mom in the ass C D Tried to f**k G your dad in the ass C D Could only find G C D the dog and his ass

Chorus 1

G C D We wanna f**k a G C dog in the ass D We wanna f**k a G dog in the ass C D We wanna G C D f**k a dog

Verse 2

G C D I tried to f**k a fucking G pirate in the ass C Argh me and me first D G mate you scurvy cure! C D Tried to f**k a fucking G C D pirate but I found the dog G Ah that was no pirate man C D that was thy own sister! G(hold) C D It's a mexican pirate

Chorus 2

G C D We wanna f**k a G C dog in the ass D We wanna f**k a G(hold) G dog in the ass C D Wanna f**k a G(hold) fucking dog

Outro

G C D(hold) F**k You ______________________________ 18.) When You Fucked Grandpa Key: D Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: D - xx0232 A - x02220 G - 320033

Intro

Uno dos tres quatros

{tab: D|--G-A}

Verse 1

D When you fucked grandpa Did he tell you G A that he loved you? D Did he hold you until the sun did rise G And did he look A into your eyes D And ask you to fellate him G And stick a finger A or two in his ass

Chorus

G He seems like A a total asshole G A Grandpa is a total fucking asshole G Who would ever want A a dirty greasy finger in his ass? (hold) He rubs his dick in broken glass (Repeat Intro twice)

Verse 2

When you fucked D grandpa Did he kiss you G A soft and tender? D Did he tie your hands behind your head G And was it on your A mother's bed? And (Repeat horus) Mark Speaks while singing Chorus This is fucking stupid man I can't believe you'd have s*x with your own grandfather I mean you guys are related! What's he gonna do take out his teeth and just lay them on the side of the bed? Man you like to f**k him in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate And cum all over the place this is stupid I hate you all I'm not even going to have s*x with my mom tonight man this is stupid! A(hold) I hate you! _______________________________ 19.) Mother's Day Key: G Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: Em - 022000 G - 320033 F# - 244322 C - 3x2010 D - xx0232

Intro

Em--G-F# 2x

Verse

Em Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' G F# Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' Em Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin' G F# Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Chorus