I Wont Be Home For Christmas

G E D C G E C D Outside the carollers start to sing, I can't describe the joy they bring cause joy is something they bring me G E C D My girlfriend is by my side, from the roof are hanging sicles of ice they're whiny voices get irritating G It's Christmas time again G E C D So I stand with a dead smile on my face, wondering how much of my time they'll waste oh gosh i hate satan's helpers G E C D And then I guess I must've snapped, cause I grabbed the baseball bat and made them all run for shelter G A It's Christmas time, again E C G A It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year E C G I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer A B C G You people scare me, please stay away from my home A B C A If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone Repeat Intro G E D C G E C D Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve, cause the cops came and arrested me they had unfair advantage G E C D And even though the jail didn't have a tree, Christmas came a night early cause a guy name Bubba my package G A It's Christmas time, again E C G A It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year E C G I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer A B C G You people scare me, please stay away from my home A B C A If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents and then leave me alone G A E C I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas G A E C I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail) G A E C I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail) G A E C I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail) G A E C I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail) G A B C G I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas