I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass

G C D G C G D G C I wanna f**k a dog in the ass D G C He wants to f**k a dog in the ass D G C I wanna f**k a dog D That's right kids G C D G C I tried to f**k your mom in the ass D G C Tried to f**k your dad in the ass D G C Could only find the dog D And his ass G C D G C We wanna f**k a dog in the ass D G C We wanna f**k a dog in the ass D G C D We wanna f**k a dog G C D G I tried to f**k a fucking pirate in the ass C D G C Ar, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur G C Tried to f**k a fucking pirate G But I found the dog C D Ar, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister G C D (It's a Mexican pirate) G C D G C We wanna f**k a dog in the ass D G We wanna f**k a dog in the ass G C D G N.C. Wanna f**k a fucking dog G C D G F**k you!