Happy Holidays You Bastard

B It's Christmas Eve and I've F# only wrapped two fucking presents B Christmas Eve and I've only F# wrapped two fucking presents Abm And I hate hate hate your guts E I hate hate hate your guts B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off B F# E I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# I'll never talk to you again B It's Labor day and my Grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs B Labor day and my grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs Abm And he shit shit shits his pants E He's always fucking shitting his pants B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off B F# E I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# B B(hold) I'll never talk to you again