Vernie

E A Oooh... E A Ooooh... E A Ooooooohhh... D B E A Is it the way you're speakin'? E A Is it because I'm peakin'? E A D E Twistin' your face, thumb in haaand A F# But you gotta have your own space to play in A F# A collection of glass chickens A F# E Oh, Vernie, what a garden you have G5 E5 E5 D5 B5 C#5 E A Maybe its the snuff under your lip E A Or maybe caramel cake covered Christmas E A D E Oh, a flower, you are, to my laaaaand But I A F# No, I cannot deny the beauty A F# A If I had a heart, I would want it to be, like Vernie's F# E Oh, what a heart that she has... B A Gm F#m E Hee hee hee B A Gm F#m E Hee hee, hee, hee B Roaming through the cupboard A Gm F#m E Jar of pickles never opened since 19 - 83 B Peanuts in a pile A Gm F#m E And Elvis down the aisle, singing gallantly... B A Gm F#m E B A Gm F#m E I wish I could be, I wish I could be, I wish I could be B A Gm F#m E I wish I could be, I wish I could be a little more like Ver-nie B Oh, I wanna be, A F#m E I wanna be, a little more like Ver-nie