Baboons And Monkeys

C One day my friend asked me F if I could catch a monkey. C I said there's many ways G to do my friend. C He said could I do it. F I said I would run through it. C Here's a few methods G I recommend: C Baboons and monkeys F I know how to catch these. C Searching for new thrills G that's how I acquired these skills. C Baboons and monkeys F I know how to catch these. C Searching for new thrills G C F C G that's how I acquired these skills. C The first method ain't designed to k**l F all you need is a big ant hill C located close to a water hole G where you know the monkeys will go. C Then you wanna make a hole in the side F four inches deep, two inches wide. C So the ape can barely fit his G hand inside. C The next thing you want is a pumpkin. F You want the stuff that is within. C It's the seeds G you're lookin' for. C Spread 'em all around, spread 'em on the ground, F put 'em in the air, throw 'em in your hair. C put your hands out like you just don't G care.....yeahyeyeah.... sorry I got a bit carried away there C Back to what I was trying to say about F
 how to teach you catch monkeys all day. C Can I proceed if I G may?...Okay C The aim of this exercise get the F 
monkey put his hand inside. C Going for the seeds he can't resist. G Grabbing them then making a fist. C You see when he makes a fist in the hole F he's to greedy to let go C
 of all the seeds in his hand. G You've got him pretty much and C he cant quiet understand. F This is not what he planned. C And he says to himself: G I'll be god damned. C 'Cause the ape has never fallen for such F and this is all way too much. C And he is completely losing his G C F C G mind......like this....uhuahahuhuahah C You got one minute you don't have long F Before he figures out how to remove his arm. C So hurry up G but stay calm. C Cause ape is a very dangerous thing. F So please approach with extreme caution. C Many monkey trapper died G before the age of 12. C Baboons and monkeys F I know how to catch these. C Searching for new thrills G that's how I acquired these skills. C Baboons and monkeys F I know how to catch these. C Searching for new thrills G C F C G that's how I acquired these skills. C The next method aim's not execute. F all you need is a bit of fruit C and a alcoholic G attribute. C Any alcohol will do F I recommend vodka, tequila, too C equally G strong brew. C The next thing you is some oranges F and a couple of vetenary syringes. C That's where the success of this trap G hinges C Inject each orange as much it dosn't handle. F Wanna get these apes lit like a roman candle C lookin' like a finished G old sandle. C Inject as many milliliters F Wanna make these oranges strong wifebeaters. C Make these baboons crawl for kilo- G C F C G (Fingerpicking) meters. C The next thing you wanna find is a tree F where you know the apes are likely to be. C Place the oranges at the base and G wait and see. C 'Cause who've ever had five shots tequila and more F you know that you don't need much more C to be one G with the floor. C Trapping of apes will unfold F when the alcohol starts to take hold C but remember what you've been G told: Many monkey trapper died before the age of seven. C Baboons and monkeys F I know how to catch these. C Searching for new thrills G that's how I acquired these skills. C Baboons and monkeys F I know how to catch these. C Searching for new thrills G that's how I acquired these. C Baaaaaaaaa F booooooooons and C Mooooooon G keeeeeeyys C Baaaaaaaaa F booooooooons and C Mooooooon G keeeeeeyys C Baboons and monkeys F Baboons and monkeys C Baboons and monkeys G Baboons and monkeys C Uhah and monkeys F C F C G. uhuhuhahahahah G C