A Pain In The Gas

E Left for work this mornin', without any warnin' B A-Bb That little tiny gage said it's that time, B A-Bb B A So I started lookin' but I just kept on bookin', Bb B E As I read the prices there upon those signs ---------------------------------------------------------- E Soon I knew my luck was out, my tank was dry and just about A Put me on my feet and send me cryin', B A Bb B A So I pulled up to a pump feeling as dumb as a stump, Bb B E Grabbed that nozzle and bent over one more time ---------------------------------------------------------- E A It's a pain in my gas, it's killin' me so fast E B All my hard earned money just thrown away, E A Blame bin Laden or Sudan, Iraq or Iran E B All I know is this a-hurtin' just won't pass, E There seems to be a real pain in my gas ---------------------------------------------------------- E B A Bb B A Bb B A Bb B A E ---------------------------------------------------------- E So if you see me thumbin', a-beggin' or a-bummin' B Ponder these three questions that I ask, A Bb B A Bb B Who's to blame for all my sorrow does relief lie in tomorrow, A Bb B E In the meantime could I borrow a little cash ---------------------------------------------------------- E A 'Cause there's a pain in my gas, it's killin' me so fast E B All my hard earned money just thrown away, E A Blame bin Laden or Sudan, Iraq or Iran E B All I know is this a-hurtin' just won't pass, E There seems to be a real pain in my gas ---------------------------------------------------------- E B E Help me doctor, there's a deep pain in my gas E B E Mr. President, there's a real pain in my gas