Plastic Jesus

| C | G | F | C G | | C | G | C G I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my plastic Jesus F C G riding on the dashboard of my car. C G Through my trials and tribulations, and my travels through the nations F C G with my plastic Jesus, I'll go far C G Ridin down the thoroughfare, with my nose up in the air, F C G a wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind C G Trouble comin' he don't see, he just keeps his eye on me F C G and any other thing that lies behind C G F C G With myyyyyyyy, plastic Jesus, Goodbyeeeeee, I'll go far C G F C G with myyyyyyyy, plastic Jesus, sitting on the dashboard of my car C G When I'm in a traffic jam, he don't care if I say damn F C G I can let, all my curses roll C G Jesus plastic doesn't hear, cause he has a plastic ear, F C G the man who invented plastic saved my soul. C G F C G With myyyyyyyy, plastic Jesus, Goodbyeeeeee, I'll go far C G F C G with myyyyyyyy, plastic Jesus, sitting on the dashboard of my car Am G Am G And if I weave around at night, policeman think I'm very tight, F C G they never find my bottle, though they ask Am G Am G cause plastic Jesus shelters me, for his head comes off you see, F C G G C He's hollow and I use him like a flask.... uh oh wow wow.. | C | G | F | C G | 2x C G I don't care if it's dark or scary, as long as I got Magnetic Mary, F C G ridin on the dashboard of my car C G I feel that I'm protected amply, I've got the love of the whole damn family, F C G riding on the dashboard of my car. C G F C G With myyyyyyyy, plastic Jesus, Goodbyeeeeee, I'll go far C G F C G with myyyyyyyy, plastic Jesus, sitting on the dashboard of my car C G When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan F C G Sittin' on the dashboard of my car C Women know I'm on the level G Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil F C Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car