Amnesia

C F C I got amnesia this morning, G C I got hit on the head. C F C And I woke up today G C in a hospital bed. C F C I can't remember my name, G C but one thing is clear, C F C I must have insurance G C or they'd not keep me here. C F C G C So maybe I'm rich, maybe in debt a lot, C F C G C If they come to collect, I'll just say I forgot. C F C I got amnesia this morning, G C I got hit on the head. C F C And I woke up today G C in a hospital bed. C F C G C Are my friends all hip? Do they play tenor sax? C F C G C Or belt their pants at their armpits and wear plastic pen-packs? C F C Do I have honest work, G C or lead a life of crime? C F C Please shoot me dead G C if I'm a lawyer or a mime. C F C I got amnesia this morning, G C I got hit on the head. C F C And I woke up today G C in a hospital bed. "Harmonica!" C F C I got amnesia this morning, G C I got hit on the head. C F C And I woke up today G C in a hospital bed. C F C Now what is my religion? G C I hope I'm a Buddhist. C F C I could be a Hindu, G C A Catholic or a nudist. C F C What if I'm born-again G C or in some weirdo sect? C F C I know I'm not Jewish, G C I looked down and I checked. C F C I got amnesia this morning, G C I got hit on the head. C F C And I woke up today G C in a hospital bed. C F C I got amnesia this morning, G C I got hit on the head. C F C And I woke up today G C in a hospital bed.