Unisex Chipshop

G C (alt) Dsus4 G I used to buy my chips from an oppresive chip shop regeme G C (alt) Dsus4 G the girl who worked there she seemed happy but i knew it was not what it seemed C D Em do you wan't salt and viniger? Is what they made her say C D G Stop G but in the language of the ghetto that means help i'm a woman in chains G I wanted to free her, C D G in my dreams i would see her running naked in the woods round Raynem C G If i had some tigers i'd train em wait for a few bars G To protect her C let ring D let ring G strum normally from the sexual fashism that was lerking round the gerkin G C (alt) G i'd lean accross the counter and we would talk G C (alt) stop G I carved the name debbie on a little wooden fork C D G Em When into the shop came a skin head gang, they snatched the fork from my hand C D Em Debbie she looked at me, to assert my masculinity C I said OI!!!! D they said What? G I said nothing Enjoy!