Wild Women

Now I Cdon't want you folks to misconstrue what FI'm about to say to you, But I'm Cgonna tell you about the G7women in my Clife. Now I Cknow some gals who are real refined, but I Falways seem to get the other kind, And Cmaybe that's why I've G7never found a Cwife. Now I Cused to know a gal in Crew, she was Ffive foot two and eyes of blue, And, well Cshe told me G7that her name was CLotty, But I Cthink she was funny in the head 'cause she Fused to sleep under- neath the bed, Her Cparents thought she G7was a little Cpotty. But I Ckind of liked the way she'd smile so I Fwent around with her for A while, And I Ckind of thought of G7her as my bride to Cbe, I Csaid, "You're the one girl in my life and I'd Flike to have you for my wife," She Csaid, "Now what would G7your wife do with Cme?" Beware of Cwild women, those Fwild, wild women, Those Cwild, wild women aG7round. Beware of Cwild women, those Fwild, wild women, And Cnever ever G7let 'em get you Cdown. One Cday I met a movie star, she was Fjust getting out of her Rolls Royce car, And Cshe was all covered in G7diamonds and Cmink. Now I Ckind of liked a gal with money, and Fthis one, well, she was a real honey, So I said, "CMaybe one day you and G7I could have a little Cdrink." She Csaid, "You're just my kind of man." She Fstuck a phone number in my hand, She said, "Now Cphone me up next G7time that you're in Ctown." I said, "Is Cthis your penthouse," she said, "No, it's the Ffish and chip shop down below, But Cyou just phone me G7up and they'll call me Cdown." Now I was Cin a Chelsea bar one day, and there was a Fchap stood about five feet away, And we was Cboth admiring a G7girl about twenty-Cone, I Csaid, "You just can't help but stare at that Fcute little chick with the long blonde hair," He Csaid, "That chick just G7happens to be my Cson." I Csaid, "I didn't mean to offend, you Fmust let me make a mend, I mean at Cleast let me G7buy you another Crum. I said, "You Cmust think me an awful cad, I Fdidn't know you was his dad." He Csaid, "I'm not, you G7twit, I'm his Cmom." And Cnever ever G7let 'em get you Cdow-Fow-Cow-G7ow-Cown.