A Shower Of Bastards

F*~ I kissed her D*~ And all the blood went rushing to my lips Am*~ C*~ And all the thoughts went running to my brain F*~ Praise be, praise be D*~ And I knew our hips would part Am*~ But we'd have each others hearts C*~ And she made a man of me Bb Dm But these days I've gotten used to my bed too big for me Bb Dm C And memories all play like ancient re-runs on TV Bb Dm C As though it never happened to me Bb C F But, I know that it happened to me