Retards Make Good Friends

Repeat the riff 4 x EHey mama tell you what I say ESaid I'm lookin' for a friend today Elookin for a friend I can trust Ehe's gotta ride in a short school bus DRetards.....DMake D#Good EFriends! DRetards.....DMake D#Good EFriends! DRetards.....DMake D#Good EFriends! EMy friend Marc wears a hockey helmet EHe shits his pants but he can't help it EOut in public he beats his dick EI use retards to pick up chicks (lots of groaning and drooling) A__B__C__D A__B__C__D__E solo over verse 2x