I Wish I Was Stephen Malkmus

B E B E B E Think I'm starting to change B E With the weeks and the days B E Got this new blue-haired phase A I think I kinda like it, think I kinda like it N.C. Yeah E Em B Think I kinda like it E Em B 'Cause I get tired of the same shit E Em Got new hair, a new phase B E Em B I'm from outer space and I'm pretty sure I'll get used to it B E B E B E Guess I'm tryna get by B E 'Cause like the weather, I change with time B A And I sit at home, cry to Pavement E I wish I was Stephen Malkmus B A I wanted change, no one forced it E My hair is blue, it's pretty obvious A That I kinda like it, think I kinda like it N.C. Yeah E Em B Think I kinda like it E Em B 'Cause I get tired of the same shit E Em Got new hair, a new phase B E Em B I'm from outer space and I'm pretty sure I'll get used to it B E B E B A E Now I’ve changed, I’ve been feeling comfy B A E But now I've changed, I’ve been feeling lonely B A 'Cause your photos suck, your brand is shit E You're up your butt B A E B A E You never really ask me how I am, ask me how I am B A And I sit at home, cry to Pavement E I wish I was Stephen Malkmus B A I wanted change, no one forced it E My hair is blue, it's pretty obvious A That I kinda like it, think I kinda like it N.C. Nice E Em B Think I kinda like it E Em B 'Cause I get tired of the same shit E Em Got new hair, a new phase B E Em B I'm from outer space and I'm pretty sure I'll get used to it N.C. F**k