Ghost Chickens In The Sky

Em G An old cowboy went out and bought a ranch in '65 Em G Spent all of his money and no cattle could he buy. Em So he called up Colonel Sanders and asked, "What should I do?" C Am Em The Colonel said, "Buy chickens, and build the chicken coop." Em G Now he's been a chicken rancher since he was 24 Em G Yeah, workin' for the Colonel now for 30 years or more! Em Ah, fixing all those chickens up and sending them to fry, C Am Em now they want revenge. Ghost Chickens in the Sky! Em G Chickens to bake, G Em and chickens to fry. C Am Em Ghost Chickens in the Sky! Em G He was out a walkin' on his chicken ranch one day Em G He stopped along the chicken coop as he went along his way, Em and all at once a rotten egg, it hit 'em in the eye. C Am Em It was, a terrible sight. Ghost Chickens in the Sky! Em G Chickens to bake, G Em and chickens to fry. C Am Em Ghost Chickens in the Sky! Em G Their beaks are black and shiny and their eyes are fiery red. Em G These chickens ain't got no feathers, folks, these chickens all are dead! Em And they pecked on that rancher, he died by the claw. C Am Em They fixed him extra crispy,and they served him with coldslaw. Em G Chicky-eye-aa, Chicky-eye-ooh! C Am Em Ghost Chickens in the Sky! Em G Now let this song remind you if you want eternal peace, Em G don't raise up harmless poultry for to cook 'em in the grease! Em For if you raise animals that you will someday k**l, C Am Em a chicken may come to haunt you. Oh, but tofu never will. Em G Em Chicky-eye-aa, chicky-eye-ooh C Am Em Ghost Chickens in the Sky! Cluck Cluck