Nudie Bar Blues

Em Am B7 Em Am B7 Driving home in my car Em Am B7 I've been at the nudie bar Em Am B7 I'm not gonna let her sleep Em Am B7 'cause I want s*x, I want it cheap A C G All the things that I've seen A C B7 and now I want my pornoqueen Em Am B7 I'm so happy that you're home Em Am B7 Now get the spermicidal foam Em G Just one dance on the lap A C B7 and I'm all braver, ready to snap D I've got the nudie bar blues Am What you gonna do? C B7 I need it and I need it bad D I've got the nudie bar blues Am What you gonna do? C B7 My balls are blue, my mind is going mad Em Am B7 Wife don't like it when I go Em Am B7 The devil in me starts to grow Em Am B7 Coming home all in a rage Em Am B7 from watching women half my age A C G It's not my fault - I lose control A C B7 Naked chicks will take their toll Em Am B7 If I get home and you're not there Em Am B7 I'll find a hooker, I don't care Em G Just one dance on the lap A C B7 and I'm all braver, ready to snap D I've got the nudie bar blues Am What you gonna do? C B7 I need it and I need it bad D I've got the nudie bar blues Am What you gonna do? C B7 My balls are blue, my mind is going mad Em Am B7 Friday at the nudie bar Em Am B7 I took it just a step to far Em Am B7 Saw this little chickee dance Em Am B7 I knew I had to take the chance A C G Followed her home, kicked down the door A C G Left her bleeding on the floor Em Am B7 Guess I must have lost my head Em Am B7 cause now that poor girl's lying dead Em G Just one dance on the lap A C B7 and I'm all braver, ready to snap D I've got the nudie bar blues Am What you gonna do? C B7 I need it and I need it bad D I've got the nudie bar blues Am What you gonna do? C B7 My balls are blue, my mind is going mad