The Humour Of The Situation

Gmaj7, Em7 (4x) G Em7 Cadd9 When you walked in, I said with a grin D G That we were just talking about you Em9 Cadd9 We all had to lie because you would cry D If you knew we were laughing at you G Eb+ Em G/F In the momentary lull before the band begins to play C D7sus G D7sus There's an overwhelming stench of alibi G Em7 Come on now, now Cm Come on now, now Am D G Enjoy the humour of the situation Em7 Come on now, now Cm Come on now, now Am D Enjoy the humour of the situation Gmaj7, Em7 (2x) I said on the phone "Don't wait 'till I'm home" But I'm sure I could hear you crying I said where I was, but you doubt it because It's the caller I.D you're buying In the hour that it took for me to drive up to the door You'd arranged all my belongings on the lawn (2x) Come on now, now Come on now, now Enjoy the humour of the situation C G/B Bb F/A Have you heard the one about the boy Fm C G C Who moved into the henhouse to sleep? G/B Bb F He woke up with egg on his face Fm C D When he found out all the hens had crossed the street (2x) Come on now, now Come on now, now Enjoy the humour of the situation As I walked out, I thought about all I had left behind me I felt a chill because I was still Wearing the emperor's new clothes Pre-Chorus 3 My mind was racing with each chance that I had missed While your next door neighbour soaked be with the house Pre-Chorus 4 I've never felt so small, I've never been so dissed As I shiver, dripping, while the chorus goes: (3x) Come on now, now Come on now, now Enjoy the humour of the situation G Em7, Cm, Am, D Am, D G End on G