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G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me G Cocked your head to the side Cadd9 and said I'm angry G Cadd9 Five days since you laughed at me saying G Cadd9 Get that together come back and see me G Cadd9 Three days since the living room, G Cadd9 I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you G Cadd9 Yesterday you'd forgiven me G Cadd9 But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry G Cadd9 Hold it now and watch the hoodwink G As I make you stop, think Cadd9 You'll think you're looking at Aquaman G I summon fish to the dish, Cadd9 G Although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi Cadd9 Cause it's never touched a frying pan G Cadd9 Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes G Big like Leann Rimes Cadd9 Because I'm all about value G Cadd9 Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits G You try to match wits Cadd9 You try to hold me but I bust through G Gonna make a break and take a fake Cadd9 G I'd like a stinkin, achin shake Cadd9 I like vanilla, It's the finest of the flavors G Gotta see the show, Cause then you'll know Cadd9 G The Vertigo is gonna grow Cause it's so dangerous, Cadd9 You'll have to sign a waiver Em7 D/F# How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad A7sus4 Cadd9 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad Em7 D/F# I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral A7sus4 Cadd9 Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will Em7 D/F# I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve A7sus4 Cadd9 I have a history of taking off my shirt G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me G Cadd9 Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy G Cadd9 Five days since you tackled me G Cadd9 I've still got the rug burns on both my knees G Cadd9 It's been three days since the afternoon G Cadd9 You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon G Cadd9 Yesterday you'd forgiven me G Cadd9 And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry G Cadd9 Chickity China the Chinese chicken G Cadd9 You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' G Cadd9 Watchin X-Files with no lights on, G We're dans la maison Cadd9 I hope the Smoking Man's in this one G Cadd9 Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic G Like Sting I'm Tantric Cadd9 Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy G Cadd9 Like Kurosawa I make mad films G Okay I don't make films Cadd9 But if I did they'd have a samurai G Gonna get a set of better clubs Cadd9 G Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Cadd9 Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing G Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon Cadd9 G Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes Cadd9 That make me think the wrong thing Em7 D/F# How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad A7sus4 Cadd9 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad Em7 D/F# I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral A7sus4 Cadd9 Can't understand what I mean? You soon will Em7 D/F# I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve A7sus4 Cadd9 I have a history of losing my shirt G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me G Cadd9 Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry G Cadd9 Five days since I laughed at you and said G Cadd9 You just did just what I thought you were gonna do G Cadd9 Three days since the living room G Cadd9 We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do? G Cadd9 Yesterday you just smiled at me G Cadd9 Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry G Cadd9 It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry G Cadd9 It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry G Cadd9 Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie ------------------------------------- It's All Been Done (chords by edipko) ------------------------------------- D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 I met you before the fall of Rome D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 and I beg you to let me take you home D Daug You were wrong I was right you said good D6 D7 bye I said good night G Bm It's all been done Oo Hoo G D It's all been done Oh hoo G Em A7 It's all been done....Before D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 I knew you before the west was won D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 and I hear you say the past was much more fun D Daug You go your way I'll go mine, but I'll D6 D7 see you next time G Bm It's all been done Oo Hoo G D It's all been done Oh hoo G Em A7 It's all been done....Before D Daug If I put my fingers here and D6 D7 if I say "I love you dear" G A7 and if I play the same three cords G/B will you just yawn and say G Bm It's all been done Oo Hoo G D It's all been done Oh hoo G Em A7 It's all been done....Before D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 Alone and bored on a thirtieth century night D G Em7 A7sus4 A7 will I see you on The Price Is Right? D Daug Will I cry Will I smile as you D6 D7 run down the aisle? G Bm It's all been done Oo Hoo G D It's all been done Oh hoo G Em A7 It's all been done....Before G Bm It's all been done Oo Hoo G D It's all been done Oh hoo G A7 It's all been done G Bm It's all been done Oo Hoo G D It's all been done Oh hoo G A7 D It's all been done....Before ------------------------------------- Light Up My Room (chords by me) ------------------------------------- G G/F# Cadd9 G G/F# Cadd9 G G/F# Cadd9 G G/F# Cadd9 A Hydro-field cuts through my neighborhood G G/F# Cadd9 Somehow that always just made me feel good G G/F# I can put a spare bulb in my hand Cadd9 G And light up my yard G G/F# Cadd9 Late at night when the wires in the walls G G/F# Cadd9 Sing in tune with the din of the falls G G/F# Cadd9 I'm conducting it all while I sleep G G/F# Cadd9 To light this whole town Em7 D/F# G If you question what I would do Em7 D/F# G To get over and be with you Em7 D/F# Lift you up over everything G Bb Am G To light up my room G G/F# Cadd9 G G/F# Cadd9 G G/F# Cadd9 There's a shopping cart in the ravine G G/F# Cadd9 The foam on the creek is like pop and ice cream G G/F# Cadd9 A field full of tires that is always on fire G G/F# Cadd9 To light my way home G G/F# Cadd9 There are luxuries we can't afford G G/F# Cadd9 But in our house we never get bored G G/F# Cadd9 We can dance to the radio station G G/F# Cadd9 That plays in our teeth Em7 D/F# G If you question what I would do Em7 D/F# G To get over and be with you Em7 D/F# Lift you up over everything G Bb Am G To light up my room Bb Am G my room G G/F# Cadd9 G G/F# Cadd9 A Hydro-field cuts through my neighborhood G G/F# Cadd9 Somehow that always just made me feel good G G/F# Cadd9 I can put a spare bulb in my hand G D Cadd9 And light up my yard G D Cadd9 Light up my yard G D Cadd9 Light up my yard G D Cadd9 Light up my yard ------------------------------------- I'll Be That Girl (chords by me) ------------------------------------- Capo IV Em G If I were you (and I wish that I were you) D Am7 All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue Em G I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes D Am7 C Tie my pantyhose around my neck G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 D I'll be that girl and you would be right over G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 D If I were a field, you would be in clover G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 D If I were the sun, you would be in shadow G Cadd9 D Em And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow G If you will not have me as myself D Perhaps as someone else Am7 Em Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing G Then even a eunuch won't resist D Am7 C The magic of a kiss from such as me G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 D I'll be that girl and you would be right over G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 D If I were a field, you would be in clover G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 D If I were the sun, you would be in shadow G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow D Cadd9 It's time to kick off your shoes D G Learn how to choose sadness D Cadd9 It's time to throw off those chains D G Addle our brains with madness D Cadd9 Cause we've got plenty of time D To grow old and die Cadd9 But when at last your beauty's faded D Em G D Am7 You'll be glad that I have waited for you Em When you're done G With being beautiful and young D Am7 When that course is run, then come to me G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 D I'll be that girl and you would be right over G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 D If I were a field, you would be in clover G Cadd9 D G Cadd9 D If I were the sun, you would be in shadow G Cadd9 D G And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow Cadd9 D G There'd be no tomorrow Cadd9 D G There'd be no tomorrow Cadd9 D G There'd be no tomorrow Cadd9 D G There'd be no tomorrow ------------------------------------- Leave (chords by me) ------------------------------------- D C G D C G I've informed you to leave D C G D C G 'Cause I can't afford to lose more sleep D C G D C G I get ill when I get tired D C G D So I'll try to rest if you'll stand guard. A C G D Doo doo doo do, doo do do doo whoa A C G D C G D Doo doo doo do, doo do dooooo D C G D D C G D C G D C G I've informed you to leave D C G D C G 'Cause I can't stand to hear you breathe D C G D C G I chew up and I choke down D C G D C G Scraps you choose to leave around A C G D Doo doo doo do, doo do do doo whoa A C Doo doo doo do, doo Em F Apparitions still won't leave me alone Am G It's as if you never left Em F How am I supposed to remember you? Am D C G D When you won't let me forget? D C G D D C G D C G D C G I've informed you to leave D C G D C G 'Cause I can't afford to lose more sleep D C G D C G There's your shoes, and there's the door D C G D C G Please don't come here anymore. A C G D Doo doo doo do, doo do do doo whoa A C Doo doo doo do, doo ------------------------------------- Alcohol (chords by me) ------------------------------------- A C G A C G A C G Alcohol my permanent accessory A C G Alcohol a party-time nessessity A C G Em Alcohol alternative to feeling like yourself C D G D G D Oh Alcohol I still drink to your health. G D Em A C I love you more than I did the week before G D I discovered Alcohol A C G Forget the Cafe Latte screw the raspberry Ice Tea A C G A Malibu and coke for you an gin and tea for me A C G Em Alcohol your songs dissolve like my life never will C D G D G D When someone else is picking up the bill G D Em A C I love you more than I did the week before G D I discovered Alcohol Em C D Em Oh Alcohol, would you please forgive me C D Em C D G D though I cannot love myself I'll use something else G G/F# G/F C D I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else G to do G G/F# G/F C I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of D G precious booze G G/F# G/F C But now I know that there's a time and there's a place D G where I can choose G G/F# G/F C D To walk the fine-line between self control and self abuse. A C G A C G A C G G D Em A C I love you more than I did the week before G D I discovered Alcohol G D Em A C Would you please ignore, that you found me on the floor G D trying on your camisole Em C D Em Oh Alcohol, would you please forgive me C D Em C D G D though I cannot love myself I'll use something else G D G Would you please forgive me G D G Would you please forgive me ------------------------------------- Call and Answer (chords by carriep63) ------------------------------------- D G D G D G D G D G D G D G D G I think it's getting to the point where I can be myself again D G D G It's getting to the point where we have almost made amends D G Bm Bb A A7 I think it's the getting to the point that is the hardest part G D And if you call, I will answer G D And if you fall, I'll pick you up G D And if you court this disaster A A7 D G D G I'll point you home, I'll point you home D G D G D G You think I only think about you when we're both in the same room D G D G I'm only here to witness the remains of love exhumed D G Bm Bb A A7 You think we're here to play a game of who loves more than whom G D And if you call, I will answer G D And if you fall, I'll pick you up G Em And if you court this disaster Em G D F G D G D G D G You think it's only fair to do what's best for you and you alone D G D G It's only fair to do the same to me when you're not home D G Bm Bb A A7 I think it's time to make this something that is more than only fair G D And if you call, I will answer G D And if you fall, I'll pick you up G D And if you court this disaster A A7 I'll point you home G Gm But I'm warning you, don't ever do D Bm Those crazy, messed-up things that you do G Gm If you ever do, I promise you D Bm I'll be the first to crucify you G Gm Now it's time to prove that you've come back here D G D G To rebuild, rebuild, rebuild, rebuild... ------------------------------------- In the Car (chords by monkeys26) ------------------------------------- Am G Am G Am G She fed me strawberries Am And freezer-burned ice cream E I said "Goodbye, I guess" F She lifted up her dress D7 And so I must confess We made out one more Eb7 D Eb7 D Time before I left for good Eb7 D She thought I'd come back Eb7 Bb F E But I wouldn't want to seem like other guys Am G A book-and-record love Am We sat and read our books E Between those longing looks F Compounded by our fear D7 My tongue inside her ear My tongue inside her Eb7 D Eb7 D In the basement of her mother's Eb7 D Eb7 House where we once taped the Bb F E First three sides of Sandanista! for my car C D G G/F# Em7 We were looking for ourselves and found each other C/B C D G G/F# Em7 In the car, it was rare to do much more than simply mess around C/B C D G G/F# Em7 In the car, it was mostly mutual masturbation C/B C D Am And though we spoke of penetration, I'd have to wait G For someone else to try it out Am G Am G Am G Am G Once I had this dream Am where I slept with her mom E Unless I've got this wrong F A secret all along D7 Unless she hears this song Unless she hears it Eb7 D Eb7 D On a tape inside her car Eb7 D Eb7 With her new husband and she Bb F E Turns to him and says "I think that's me" C D G G/F# Em7 In the car, we were looking for ourselves but found each other C/B C D G G/F# Em7 In the car, we groped for excuses not to be alone anymore C/B C D G G/F# Em7 In the car, we were waiting for our lives to start their endings C/B C D C In the car, we were never making love D C We were never making love D G We were never making love ------------------------------------- Never is Enough (Chords by JamesBean) ------------------------------------- Capo IV D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# Em7 A7 D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# Em7 A7 D What, am I to wake up suddenly and then D enroll at the local college and earn me a degree D And I could work weekends? Bm Bm/A E9/G# E If I work real hard Bm Bm/A E9/G# E I could mow your back yard D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# Em7 A7 I can go to Europe travel with my friends D D/C# D/B D/A I can blow a thousand Deutsche marks G G/F# Em7 A7 To get drunk in a pub with some Australians. Bm Bm/A E9/G# E Buy a giant backpack Bm Bm/A E9/G# E Sew a flag on the back D D/C# D/B D/A G I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough) G/F# Em7 A7 I never have to do that stuff D D/C# D/B D/A G I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough) G/F# Em7 A7 You never have to do that stuff D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# Em7 A7 D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# Em7 A7 D I never had to spend a summer planting trees D I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch D Doubled over on my hands and knees. D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# Em7 A7 I never spent a single day in retail D D/C# D/B D/A Telling people what they want to hear G G/F# Em7 A7 Telling people anything to make a sale. Bm Bm/A E9/G# E Eating in the food court Bm Bm/A E9/G# E with the old and the bored D D/C# D/B D/A G I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough) G/F# Em7 A7 I never have to do that stuff D D/C# D/B D/A G I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough) G/F# Em7 A7 You never have to do that stuff G A7 The world's your oyster shell G A7 So what's that funny smell G A7 You eat the bivalve anyway G And you're sick with salmonella A7 You get your Ph.D G A7 How happy you will be G A7 When you get a job at Wendy's G A7 Bm11 A7sus G D And are honored with employee of the month Insttrumental Bm11 A7sus G D Bm11 A7sus G D A7sus Bm11 C9 D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# Em7 A7 D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# Em7 A7 D D/C# D/B D/A G I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough) G/F# Em7 A7 I never have to do that stuff D D/C# D/B D/A G I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough) G/F# Em7 A7 You never have to do that stuff D D/C# D/B D/A G I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough) G/F# Em7 A7 I never have to do that stuff D D/C# D/B D/A G I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough) G/F# Em7 A7 D You never have to do that stuff ------------------------------------- Who Needs Sleep? (Chords by me) ------------------------------------- G C D G Now I lay me down not to sleep G C D G I just get tangled in the sheets Em C D Em I swim in sweat three inches deep Em C D G I just lay back and claim defeat G C D G Chapter read and lesson learned G C D G I turned the lights off while she burned Em C D Em So while she's three hundred degrees Em C D G I throw the sheets off and I freeze Am F Lids down, I count sheep G I count heartbeats The only thing that counts is Am That I won't sleep F G I countdown, I look around C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake Since the Second World War C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake Since the Second World War G C D G My hands are locked up tight in fists G C D G My mind is racing, filled with lists Em C D Em Of things to do and things I've done Em C D G Another sleepless night's begun Am F Lids down, I count sheep G I count heartbeats The only thing that counts is Am That I won't sleep F G I countdown, I look around C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake Since the Second World War C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake Since the Second World War C G There's so much joy in life C G So many pleasures all around C G But the pleasure of insomnia C G Is one I've never found C G With all life has to offer C G There's so much to be enjoyed C G But the pleasures of insomnia C G Are ones I can't avoid Am F Lids down, I count sheep G I count heartbeats The only thing that counts is Am That I won't sleep F G I countdown, I look around N.C. (Ha-la, ha-la, ha-la) C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake Since the Second World War C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake Since the Second World War C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake Since the Second World War C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake Since the Second World War C Who needs sleep? F Well you're never gonna get it C Who needs sleep? F Tell me what's that for C Who needs sleep? F Be happy with what you're getting G There's a guy who's been awake Since the Second World War ------------------------------------- Told You So (Chords by me) ------------------------------------- A E G F#m I never jumped in and rescued you D F#m But I wanted to A E G F#m I didn't tell you which way to go D A G F#m E 'Cause I thought you'd know A E G F#m You had a problem with your new found wealth D F#m You brought it on yourself A E G F#m D I never told you I told you so, but I told you so G F#m E D Have to let it go G F#m E D It's time to let it go E F#m B E Now I can't believe A F#m B E It took so long to leave A F#m C#m B Perhaps one day I'll grieve D G F#m E Or I never will A E G F#m I never told you I agreed with you D I don't think I do A E G F#m I wasn't sure quite what the whole thing meant D A D F#m E But I'm glad you went A E G F#m I never thought that it could be painless D F#m But it is I guess A E G F#m I had myself fooled into needing you D Did I fool you too? G F#m E D Have to let it go G F#m E D It's time to let it go E F#m B E Now I can't believe A F#m B E It took so long to leave A F#m C#m B Perhaps one day I'll grieve A G# Or I never will A E B A viral infection that can incubate for years G# A E B Caused by affection fallen deep into arrears G# A E No medication to procure F#m G#m A Makes me pure, there's no cure, I am sure E G F#m I never mentioned how I've prayed for you D F#m And now I've paid for you A E G F#m I never said that I would wait for you D A It's too late for you G F#m E D It's time to let it go E F#m B E Now I can't believe A F#m B E It took so long to leave A F#m C#m B Perhaps one day I'll grieve A F#m C#m B Or I never will F#m B E Or I never will A F#m B E I never will A F#m B E A F#m B E A F#m B E A F#m B E ------------------------------------- Some Fantastic ------------------------------------- Capo III G D/F# Cadd9 One day I will build a fountain D/F# G Drink and never grow old D/F# Cadd9 Then I'll market an elixir D/F# Em that will eliminate the common cold Em Em7 Am Am7 Find your sickness on my list Em Em7 Am Am7 Pay up front and make a wish G D/F# Cadd9 One day I will work with animals D/F# G All the tests I'm gonna do D/F# Cadd9 All my stuff's completely natural D/F# Em And when we're done we'll boil 'em down for glue Em7 Am Am7 That we can use to re-adhere Em Em7 Am Am7 Your lips to mine if you were here G G/F# Em7 A7 There's a lot I will never do G G/F# Em7 A7 Some fantastic, I know it's true G G/F# Em7 A7 C But none as much as my want to be with you G D/F# Cadd9 I can't stand to wait in line long D/F# G So I built a new machine D/F# Cadd9 It just measures up the distance D/F# G And then eliminates the folks between G D/F# Cadd9 One day I'll construct a satellite D/F# G And I'll name it after you D/F# Cadd9 'Cause you were the greatest friend of all D/F# Em Except for when you split my lip in two Em7 Am Am7 To see the look upon your face Em Em7 Am Am7 As I launch you into space. G G/F# Em7 A7 There's a lot I will never do G G/F# Em7 A7 Some fantastic, I know it's true G G/F# Em7 A7 C But none as much as my want to be with you G D Em A7 Bye-bye self-respect G D Em7 A7 I haven't had much of it since you left G D Em7 A7 C I missed out on the best of you G D/F# Cadd9 Some day I will find the secret D/F# G To your social chemistry D/F# Cadd9 Then I'll print it on a t-shirt D/F# Em And it'll make you want to be with me Em7 Am Am7 If I wear it past your work Em Em7 Am Am7 You'll see other guys are jerks Em Em7 Am Am7 Much like pheromones for flies Em Em7 Am Am7 You will not avoid my eyes. G G/F# Em7 A7 There's a lot I will never do G G/F# Em7 A7 Some fantastic, I know it's true G G/F# Em7 A7 C But none as much as my want to be with you G D Em A7 Bye-bye self-respect G D Em7 A7 I haven't had much of it since you left G D Em7 A7 C I missed out on the best of you G D Em A7 Bye-bye self-respect G D Em7 A7 I haven't had much of it since you left G D Em7 A7 C I missed out on the best of you G Dsus4/F# Cadd9 G Dsus4/F# Cadd9 G Dsus4/F# Cadd9 G ------------------------------------- When You Dream ------------------------------------- Capo II Vere D A With life just begun, my sleeping new son G D A Has eyes that roll back in his head D A They flutter and dart, he slows down his heart G D A And pictures a world past his bed Em A Its hard to believe Em A As I watch you breathe Em A Your mind drifts and weaves D When you dream, A What do you dream about? D When you dream, A What do you dream about? Em Do you dream about G Music or mathematics D A Or planets too far for the eye? Em Do you dream about G Jesus or quantum mechanics D A Or angels who sing lullabies? D A His fontanelle pulses with lives that hes live G D A With memories hell learn to ignore D A And when it is closed, he already knows G D A Hes forgotten all he knew before Em A But when sleep sets in Em A History begins Em A But the future will win D When you dream, A What do you dream about? D When you dream, A What do you dream about? Em Are they colour or black and white, G Yiddish or english D A Or languages not yet conceived? Em Are they silent or boisterous? G Do you hear noises just D A Loud enough to be perceived? Em Do you hear del shannons G runaway playing D A On transistor radio waves? Em With so little experience, G Your mind not yet cognizant D A Are you wise beyond your few days? D When you dream, A What do you dream about? D When you dream, A What do you dream about? ------------------------------------- She's On Time (Chords by nvcatgut) ------------------------------------- E7 F Woke up, I was on top of the world D G There was a beautiful girl in the bed beside me E7 F Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear D G She said "Listen up, dear there's a change inside me" C#m F#m Dmaj7 Can't say how frightened I am, how unenlightened I am Emaj7 As I run for cover C#m F#m C D Can't say how happy I am to be wrong A She's on time (she's on time) A/G# She's on time (she's on time) A/G She's on time, Halleluiah D/F# She's on time Dm A E And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love E7 F We move in a mysterious way D G Cause when some holiday, I'd say we work harder E7 F Not happy with a hug and a kiss D G Although most stop at this we go much, much farther C#m F#m We can't stop fooling around Dmaj7 Emaj7 On the bed, on the ground, on the bathroom counter C#m F#m C D We can't stop when all our systems are go A She's on time (she's on time) A/G# She's on time (she's on time) A/G She's on time, Halleluiah D/F# She's on time Dm A E And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love A She's on time (she's on time) A/G# She's on time (she's on time) A/G She's on time, Halleluiah D/F# She's on time Dm A And it's the greatest time of the month for making love Bm C#dim7 D5 C#dim7 Between you and me, how happy we'll be Bm C#dim7 D5 C#dim7 Repeating the cycle permanently Bm C#dim7 D5 D/D# But where will we be when baby makes three? E7 F I know that in a couple of years D G I might lay down my fears and get psyched about it E7 F Give in without an ounce of regret D G Tryin' not to forget what I liked about it C#m F#m One day I might look like a fool Dmaj7 Emaj7 With a yard and a pool and a station wagon C#m F#m C D Till then I get down on my knees every day and pray A She's on time (she's on time) A/G# She's on time (she's on time) A/G She's on time, Halleluiah D/F# She's on time Dm A E And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love A She's on time (she's on time) A/G# She's on time (she's on time) A/G She's on time, Halleluiah D/F# She's on time Dm A E And it's the greatest time of the month for making love A A/G# She's on time, she's on time A/G A/F# Fmaj13 She's on time, she's on time, she's on time N.C. (Where's the Drummer?) A She's on time (she's on time) A/G# She's on time (she's on time) A/G She's on time, Halleluiah D/F# She's on time Dm A E And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love A F#m She's on time, she's on time D Dm A9 She's on time, she's on time ---------------------------------------------- Long Way Back Home (Chords by shoebox_of_lies) ---------------------------------------------- G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 It's a long way back home, to pack up and leave again G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 Together alone, are you without me again G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 It's a long way back home, and a long way back here again G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 I should have known, that you would just bleed again G Dsus4 Cadd9 A7 For the first time I knew what to do G Dsus4 Cadd9 A7 The first time it's just me and you G Dsus4 Cadd9 A7 Then the worst timing I ever knew Cadd9 D/F# I have to go, I already know G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 It's a long way back home, to feel like I'm far away G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 And how should I know, what goes on here anyway? G Dsus4 Cadd9 A7 For the first time I knew what to do G Dsus4 Cadd9 A7 The first time it's just me and you G Dsus4 Cadd9 A7 Then the worst timing I ever knew Cadd9 D/F# I have to go, Am7 D/F# G Am7 You already know, why not spend a week on a star D/F# G Am7 No time he can't get there by car D/F# G Am7 When we get some time on our own C/B C D/F# We'll plan out our next year alone G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 It's a long way back home, from just about anywhere G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 'Cause once through the door, I'm not even halfway there G Dsus4 Cadd9 A7 For the first time I knew what to do G Dsus4 Cadd9 A7 The first time it's just me and you G Dsus4 Cadd9 A7 Then the worst timing I ever knew Cadd9 D/F# I have to go, I already know G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 It's a long way back home G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9 It's a long way back home G Dsus4 A7sus4 Cadd9