Maybe You Should Drive

Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G The girl works at the store, sweet Jane Saint Claire Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G It wasn't long before I lived with her Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G Am G I sang her songs ah while she dyed my hair Am D G D Em7 D Am Jane, divided, but I can't decide which side I'm on Am D G D Em7 D Am Jane decided only cowards stay, while traitors run Am D Am D Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Jane, Jane Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G I'd bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G She thought that I was making fun of her Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G She made me feel I was fourteen again Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends Am D G D Em7 D Am Jane doesn't think a man could ever be faithful Am D G D Em7 D Am Jane isn't giving me a chance to be shameful Am D Am D Jane, Jane Bm G C D I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday Em F#m Bm That life could be better by being together C D G Is what I cannot explain to Jane Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Still dazzled by her smile while I shoplift there Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G No promises as vague as Heaven Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G No Juliana next to my Evan Am D G D Em7 D Am Jane, desired by the people at her school and work Am D G D Em7 D Am Jane is tired, 'cause every man becomes a lovesick jerk Am D Am D Jane, Jane, Come on Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G Cadd9 G A7sus4 G ------------------------------------------------- Intermittently (Chords by Tetrius) ------------------------------------------------- G Eb F G Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy G Eb F Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy Am D And now I'm kissing you by proxy G Hope you don't mind G Eb F Someone somewhere is dreaming of me Am D Tries to love me G G7 Hope you don't mind Cmaj7 B7 I love Gmaj7 E7 Intermittently Cmaj7 Ebmaj7 I love you G Intermittently G Eb She's a lot like you but F She don't look like you Am D G OK she's not you but she'll do fine G I put my life on hold to Eb F Avoid complication Am D But should I tell you to your face G And risk my hide? Cmaj7 B7 I love Gmaj7 E7 Intermittently Cmaj7 Ebmaj7 I love you G G7 Intermittently Fm When immeasurably Cm Turns to intermittently Db Bb There's no use in going on Bb C Except for fear of being wrong G Eb F G Every morning I just hit the ground yawning Aaa--Huhhhhh G Eb F Stick around if you enjoy disaster Am D Cause if you can't see what I'm after G You must be blind Cmaj7 B7 I love Gmaj7 E7 Intermittently Cmaj7 Ebmaj7 I love you G G7 Intermittently Cmaj7 B7 Didn't have the heart to say goodbye B7 Gmaj7 So I continued in my charlatan ways Gmaj7 Did I say heart? E7 I meant to say guts Cmaj7 So, Now I'm on my own Ebmaj7 Gmaj7 And I'm sorry that you're gone ------------------------------------------------- These Apples (Chords by shoebox_of_lies) ------------------------------------------------- G A7 G A7 G A7 G A7 G A7 G A7 A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs, G A7 G A7 I've never been good with plants G A7 G A7 Her next presentation, a new dictionary G A7 A7sus4 She circled the word "romance" G A7 G A7 So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic, G A7 G A7 I shaved her name in my head. G A7 G A7 As she beheld it, she said I misspelled it; G A7 Need more be said? Bm7 A7 G G G/F# Em7 These apples are delicious! A7 N.C. "As a matter of fact they are," she said Bm7 A7 C Can all this fruit be free? G A7 G A7 G A7 G A7 G A7 G A7 She wrote me a letter as big as a phone book G A7 G A7 I've never been big on mail G A7 G A7 I sent her a postcard from somewhere near Lethbridge, G A7 A7sus4 And wondered if it still went by rail G A7 G A7 I've never been frightened of being enlightened G A7 G A7 But some things can go too far G A7 G A7 Though sometimes I stammer and mix up my grammar, G A7 You get what my meanings are Bm7 A7 G G G/F# Em7 These apples are delicious! A7 N.C. "As a matter of fact they are," she said Bm7 A7 C Can all this fruit be free? G A7 G A7 D/F# G A7 Bm7 I'm not trying to sing a love song, I'm trying to sing in tune D/F# G A7 G A7 I know I am sometimes headstrong D/F# G A7 Bm7 Falling in love, catching fire, I want to be consumed D/F# G A7 G A7 Wondering will I ever tire, will I ever tire? G A7 G A7 Will I ever tire? A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 Bm7 A7 G G G/F# Em7 These apples are delicious! A7 N.C. "As a matter of fact they are," she said Bm7 A7 C Can all this fruit be free? A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 A7sus4 A7 ------------------------------------------------- You Will Be Waiting (Chords by me) ------------------------------------------------- D D/C# Bm Bm/G# Gm D A7 D D/C# Bm Bm/G# As we walk together through the autumn, nearing winter Gm D A7 Through the dying leaves and trees we call our home and native land D D/C# Bm Bm/G# Gm You say you don't believe a thing I say, I say you don't believe a thing D A7 You say you can't believe how I don't understand G But I know D That you will be waiting G Oh, I know Bm That you will be waiting G Oh, I know A You will be waiting A7 D D/C# Bm Bm/G# Gm D A7 Waiting there for me D D/C# Bm Bm/G# You say you cannot live with me, you need your own identity Gm D A7 And now we air our laundry on national TV D D/C# Bm Bm/G# And so you hate my arrogance, my smothering and sitting on the fence Gm D A7 But I'm afraid of the hard permanence of letting you go free G But I know D That you will be waiting G Oh, I know Bm That you will be waiting G Oh, I know A You will be waiting A7 D D/C# Bm Bm/G# Gm D A7 Waiting there for me D D/C# Bm Bm/G# I'm so sick of fighting and that effigy you're lighting looks Gm D A7 An awful lot like someone whose name I just can't quite place D D/C# Bm Bm/G# And though you say it's not supposed to be me or any entity Gm D A7 Still through the flames and smoke I see I recognize that face G But I know D That you will be waiting G Oh, I know Bm That you will be waiting G Oh, I know A You will be waiting A7 D D/C# Bm Bm/G# Gm D A7 Waiting there for me G A You were someone who would D D/C# G Always tell me things I don't know Gm And tell me where to go A There I'll always go A7 G Always go there G Em Whether or not you're waiting Bm F#m I don't care if you'll be waiting G A7 D D/C# Bm Bm/G# But please say that you will be waiting there for me Gm Don't you ever leave me D Don't leave ------------------------------------------------- A (Chords by me) ------------------------------------------------- A E A E A is for angry which is what you are at me A E G D A is for adult which is what I'll never be A E A E A is for applesauce, my favourite meal A E G D A is for Adam which is how I sometimes feel G D like I'm the only man on Earth E and I've forgotten what that's worth A E A E A is for Arthur he's a lovable drunk A E G D A M and Azing like Thelonius Monk A E A E A is for argument, A is for apparent A E G D A is for antagonism that's not even there G D it's just you begging for attention E or something I won't even mention D E A A7 And I don't even know why you keep on trying D E A A7 Like I don't even know why I keep on lying D Bm E A There are millions of people in worlds of their own D A E And two of them can't let go. A E A E A is for algebra, I learned it in school A E G D A is what Fonzie said 'cause he was very cool A E A E A is for adversary, A is for alection A E G D A is arousal you are giving me an erection G D c'mon I'm trying to show affection E for longer than a half an hour. D E A A7 And I don't even know why you keep on trying D E A A7 Like I don't even know why I keep on lying D Bm E A There are millions of people in worlds of their own D A E And two of them can't let go. Gm F Dm Gm Am Cm A# Gm Cm Dm Gm F Met a woman I used to know Dm Gm Am Long before you, long ago. Cm A# All I could say, after hello Gm Cm Dm Was "are you still single?" A E A E A is for attitude I can't help but wield A E G D A is for arrogance, emotional shield A E A E A is for acting, A is for abhorrently A E G D A is for asshole which is what I am how rude of me G D I owe you an apology E I'm sorry. D E A A7 And I don't even know why you keep on trying D E A A7 Like I don't even know why I keep on lying D Bm E A There are millions of people in worlds of their own D A E And two of them can't let go. A E A E A E G D A E A E A E G D A E A E A E G D A E A E A E G D ------------------------------------------------- Everything Old is New Again (chords by purematas) ------------------------------------------------- Capo II E A E A E A E B A Learn to lose, it's easier that way E A E B A We've paid our dues, but we can't make life pay F#m B E B A All across the world, people going mad F#m B E B A In their mother's cars, the kids are feeling sad B E E7 That's how it is, and I'll see you later A E F#m Everything old is new again D A E Everything under the sun A E Fdim F#m Now that I'm back with you again D A We hug and we kiss D A We sit and make lists D E A We drink and I bandage your wrists E A E B A Wasted youth, there wasn't much to waste E A E B A Down to the bone, and still losing weight F#m B E B A With all the wishing in the world glistening in her eyes F#m B E B A But when I say I love her, she thinks I'm telling lies B Is it all lost? E E7 No, we never had it A E F#m Everything old is new again D A E Everything under the sun A E Fdim F#m All of our fears come true again D A Recycle reuse D A Resent and refuse D E Our parent's ideals and views F#m Cdim C#m C#m/G# A E/G# She thinks the afterlife might just be where the action is F#m Cdim C#m C#m/G# F#m B With high schools built like prisons, she can't find a way to live E A E B A Moved back home to fill the empty nest E A E B A Afraid to roam, in love with second best F#m B E B A While somewhere in the world, she's hosting her own show F#m B E B A And everyone she questions never seems to know B E E7 Just who they are and where they are going A E F#m Everything old is new again D A E Everything under the sun A E Fdim F#m Now that I'm without you again D A I wake up and eat D A I go back to sleep D E A And let all my nightmares repeat F#m B E B A All across the world, people going mad ------------------------------------------------- Alternative Girlfriend (Chords by me) ------------------------------------------------- Capo II D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 You're in an all-girl band D Cadd9 D Cadd9 Your futon's second hand D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 A7sus4 D Your parents understand, but you don't care D Cadd9 D Cadd9 I have a job in a shop D Cadd9 D Cadd9 I'm an under cover cop D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 I make sure the customers aren't thieves A Em A Em Old at being young, Young at being old A Em Everything's on hold within our evolution D Fmaj7 Em A7sus4 A7 You're my alternative girlfriend D Fmaj7 Em A7sus4 A7 I love you and now you cannot pretend Bm G There's nothing left that won't cross over D Cadd9 D Cadd9 Last night we slept on the lawn D Cadd9 D Cadd9 You woke up and I was gone D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 A7sus4 D Back to the dream I dream to leave D Cadd9 D Cadd9 My life with her is a bore D Cadd9 D Cadd9 A worn-out metaphor D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 D Cadd9 No more surprises up its sleeve A Em A Em We're old at being young, young at being old A Em Everything's been sold to others' revolutions D Fmaj7 Em A7sus4 A7 You're my alternative girlfriend D Fmaj7 Em A7sus4 A7 I love you and now you cannot pretend Bm G There's nothing left that won't cross over D Cadd9 G You live above your dad's four-car garage D Cadd9 G With your vinyl and imaginary entourage D Cadd9 G If I pull up in a U-Haul, pack up quick D Cadd9 Fmaj7 So we can get out of this town, 'cause it makes me sick D Fmaj7 Em A7sus4 A7 You're my alternative girlfriend D Fmaj7 Em A7sus4 A7 I love you and now you cannot pretend Bm G There's nothing left that won't cross over ------------------------------------------------- Am I the Only One (Chords by me) ------------------------------------------------- Capo II Amaj7 A/D F#m A Amaj7 A/D F#m Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh A Laugh until you cry? Amaj7 A/D F#m Am I the only one who asks you to go A Go on without me? Bm D F#m Am I the only one who loves when you leave D A Bm A/G Your hair down in front of your eyes? F#m E D A And who, who do you think I am? F#m E D A A/G And who, who do you think I'll be without you? F#m E A D F#m E A D A/G Amaj7 A/D F#m Am I the only one who had to dress you up A To see how you fell down? Amaj7 A/D F#m Am I the only one who needs you to go A Go on about me? Bm D F#m Am I the only one who loves when you leave D A Bm A/G Your hair down in front of your eyes? F#m E D A And who, who do you think I am? F#m E D A A/G And who, who do you think I'll be without you? F#m E A D F#m E A D A/G F#m E D A And who, who do you think I am? F#m E D A A/G And who, who do you think I'll be without you? F#m E A D F#m E A D ------------------------------------------------- Little Tiny Song (Chords by me) ------------------------------------------------- Em C7 Hey I'm a cow, I'm curious F#m B7 Hey watch me now, I'm furious Em C7 Hey I'm a cow, I'm curious F#m B7 Hey watch me now, I'm furious Em C7 Hey I'm a cow, I'm full of hate F#m B7 Hey watch me now, I'm on your plate ------------------------------------------------- Life, in a Nutshell (Chords by shoebox_of_lies) ------------------------------------------------- Capo III D D/F# G D D/F# G D D/F# G D D/F# G D A When she was three Bm G Her Barbies always did it on the first date D A Now she's with me Bm G There's never any need for them to demonstrate D A She's like a baby, I'm like a cat Bm G D When we are happy, we both get fat and still A Bm F# It's never enough, it's never enough, it's never enough. G A D D/F# G So I don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say A D D/F# G And I'm learning that I wouldn't want it any other way A D D/F# Call me crazy but it really doesn't matter G A Bm Bm/A All that matters to me is she D D/F# G A7 Her life in a nutshell Bm Bm/A G A7 No way would she want it to D D/F# G A7 Change me it's not that easy 'cause Bm Bm/A G A7 Bm Bm/A E7/G# G6 My time is often decided for me- Bm Bm/A E7/G# G For me D A Bm G She memorized every pencil crayon color in the box D A Bm G Her blue-green eyes complement the burnt sienna in her locks D A She's at the movies, I'm on the phone; Bm G D When we're separated we're never alone, but still A Bm F# It's never enough, it's never enough, no it's never enough. pre-Chorus G A D D/F# G So I don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say A D D/F# G And I'm learning that I wouldn't want it any other way A D D/F# Call me crazy but it really doesn't matter G A Bm All that matters to me is she D D/F# G A7 Her life in a nutshell Bm Bm/A G A7 No way would she want it to D D/F# G A7 Change me it's not that easy 'cause Bm Bm/A G A7 Bm Bm/A E7/G# G6 My time is often decided for me- Bm Bm/A E7/G# G For me Em A7 Bm G G G/F# Well I fell down with no one there to catch me from falling Em A7 Then she came 'round D D/C# And only her tenderness Bm7 D/A G A stopped me from bawling my eyes out, I'm okay N.C. And that's why D D/F# G A7 Her life in a nutshell Bm Bm/A G A7 No way would she want it to D D/F# G A7 Change me it's not that easy 'cause Bm Bm/A G A7 G My time is often decided for me- A D D/F# G And I don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say A D D/F# G And I'm learning that I wouldn't want it any other way A D D/F# Call me crazy but it really doesn't matter G A All that matters to me is she D D/F# G D D/F# G D D/F# G D D/F# G ------------------------------------------------- The Wrong Man Was Convicted (Chords by me) ------------------------------------------------- Capo III Em Am D C G Who's lonely now? Which one of us is suffering? Em Am D C G Who's in his cups? Which one of us recovering? Bm Em Bm Em Who likes to look at pictures and cries, but way too late? Bm Em Am D Who doesn't want to change a thing, accepting it was fate? G C The wrong man was convicted D G You know I did the deed C G I thought that you would wait for me Am D Your wants I needn't heed G C The wrong man lies beside you Em Am And waits for you to wake C D C G And all because I lacked conviction C D Em The judgment's my mistake Em Am D C G Who's breathless now? Who only hyperventilates? Em Am D C G Who'd die for you? Who's dying inside anyway? Bm Em Bm Em Which one of us is sunshine and which one's growing dim? Bm Em Am D When two men dream of you at night, do you just dream of him? G C The wrong man was convicted D G You know I did the deed C G I thought that you would wait for me Am D Your wants I needn't heed G C The wrong man lies beside you Em Am And waits for you to wake C D C G And all because I lacked conviction C D Em The judgment's my mistake Dm Em F Who's lonely now? A# C Cm Who's reaching out to no one? Gm Who's lonely now? A D It takes one to know one Em Am D C G I changed my mind; you said that I could change it back Em Am D C G I wanted space, and now change has fallen through the cracks Bm Em Bm Em If I'm again beside your body, don't tell me where it's been Bm Em Am D It's cruel, unusual punishment to kiss fingerprinted skin G C The wrong man was convicted D G You know I did the deed C G I thought that you would wait for me Am D Your wants I needn't heed G C The wrong man lies beside you Em Am And waits for you to wake C D C G And all because I lacked conviction C D Em The judgment's my mistake It's my mistake ------------------------------------------------- Great Provider (Chords by me) ------------------------------------------------- Am G D Am You and I have been through this before Am G D Am I owe you my whole life, nothing more Am G D Am I never said that I liked you the most Am G D You're my father, I'm your son Am G D Am Am G D Am Who's the Holy Ghost? G D Where does the time go Am G D Am When it's not around here? Am G D Am Here we stand at the edge of the drive Am G D Am I'm just waiting for my ride to arrive Am G D Am I wait to see if you've any last words Am G D We pulled away, I called your name Am G D Am Am G D Am I don't think you heard G D Where does the time go Am G D Am Am When it's not around here? G D Where does the time go Am G D When it's not around here? Am G D Am You and I never shared all that much Am G D Am When I leave, I'll be all right, I'll keep in touch Am G D Am As your road narrows, so mine grows wider Am G D Am G D Am As I leave I turn and wave to the great provider