King Of Bedside Manor

Em B7 Em B7 Em B7 Em B7 Em B7 Em B7 You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him Em B7 Em B7 Crumble to a ball around his feet Em B7 Em B7 But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared, Em B7 Em He's the most peculiar man you'd care to meet. B7 Am Em You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor Am Em He's not the Tom Jones who lives next door Am Em He's not the king of Bedside Manor B7 He hardly even lives there anymore Em B7 4x Em B7 Em B7 He says excuse me, I hope you don't mind that I followed you into this shop and Em B7 Em B7 I couldn't help but notice oh my god that riding crop Em B7 Em B7 Sticking out of your haversack, well uh Em B7 Em B7 I wouldn't mind riding you bareback. Em B7 Em B7 He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar Em B7 Em B7 He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star. Em B7 Em B7 You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor, quite some time ago. Em B7 Em B7 He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show. B7 Am Em You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor Am Em He's not the Tom Jones who lives next door Am Em He's not the king of Bedside Manor B7 He hardly even lives there anymore Em B7 Em B7 You know he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn Em B7 Em B7 Just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone Em B7 Em B7 From the house next door to his house on the lane, Em B7 Em B7 He consoles himself that he's got his health and he knows he can't complain. B7 Am Em You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor Am Em He's not the Tom Jones who lives next door Am Em He's not the king of Bedside Manor B7 He hardly even lives there anymore Em B7 Em B7 He's not the king...... of bedside manor Em B7 Em B7 He's not the king of bedside manor Em B7 Em B7 Em B7 Em B7 Hardly even lives there any more - Stix! Em B7 Em B7 Domo arigato Mr. Roboto Em B7 Em B7 Domo arigato Mr. Roboto Em B7 Em B7 I said Domo (domo), domo (domo), domo (domo), domo (domo) Em B7 Domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo Domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo Em B7 Domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo-domo Em B7 B7 B7 Em He's not the king, he's not the king, he's not the king, of bedside manor